Awesome Funny Stuff

While standing outside the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, reporter Paul Cicala of news channel KVOA said he was going to speed walk inside the building to catch a ball game. The camera caught him lying. In more ways than one.

(Crude Humor) We’ve all been there – sitting in a public restroom stall only to find there’s no toilet paper left. Cyanide & Happiness shows us what happens when we don’t just politely ask our neighbors to share a square.

“The Meat Planet was formed 15 billion years ago, when an early god exploded or something at 40,000 mph.” Darren Cullen & Mark Tolson remixed Carl Sagan’s lines from Cosmos to create this hilarious profile of The Meat Planet.

Star Wars’ March Madness is a fan voting character tournament. Until 3/17, you can Predict the Madness by creating your own bracket. The most accurate brackets get a chance to win a prize from Sideshow Collectibles.

Caffeine Creations baked and ate a cake while hooked up to a TENS machine – a gadget that’s supposed to relieve pain via low intensity electrocution. Its medical value is dubious, but its comedic value? Proven. Captions available.

An adaptation of Mike Lacher’s legendary tale… about the time he fixed his girlfriend’s grandparent’s Internet connection. Narrated by none other than H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers) and animated by Jesse Benjamin.

Seinfeld is known as the “show about nothing.” However, LJ Frezza must have misheard it, because he turned the sitcom into a show about no one. Seinfeld meets 28 Days Later in this hilarious, sad, and creepy supercut.

YouTuber MonsieurCaron recreated The Simpsons’ couch gag three times in this stop-motion animation. He mixed and matched pieces and minifigures from the LEGO The Simpsons set and The LEGO Movie sets to create the mashup.

(NSFW: Language) The Eclectic Method samples the memorable chest thumping chant scenes in Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street. It’s just another feather in the cap of Matthew McConaughey. HMMM HMMM!

Mental Floss’ John Green fills us in on a variety of tidbits and odd facts behind the kids’ shows we all know and love. They really should bring Schoolhouse Rock back – with actual rock bands. And Whoopass Girls was a great name.

Youtuber Stuntbear puts our first-world whining into perspective, contrasting actual complaints from Domino’s Pizza Australia’s Facebook page with images of real problems we should care about. It’s funny, but also quite depressing.

YouTuber Ben C was looking at pictures of a swimsuit model when he realized that she seemed to be ready to get the party goin’ on the dance floor. Memorize the steps, summon Technotronic and pump up the jam.

Want to hang out with Arnold and crush stuff in his M47 Patton? Each $10+ donation to After School All-Stars via Omaze earns you a raffle ticket. The winner gets a trip to LA to unwind with Schwarzenegger. Contest ends 3/14.

English Words That Don’t Appear on Tests (試験に出ない英単語) is a series of Japanese books that teach English through hilarious sentences accompanied by silly illustrations. They’re available at Amazon Japan and E-Hon.

(NSFW: Language) Simple Misfits avenged decent drivers all around the world. He looked for double-parked cars and sprayed non-permanent paint on them. Then he recorded the offenders’ reactions with a parabolic mic.

A man tries to correct his half-shaved beard after his electric razor runs out of juice, turning to an unconventional resource to correct the common grooming mishap. An amusing CGI animated short by Florent Rubio and Xin Zhao.

(Gross) Travis Newaza made his opponent quit at a jiu-jitsu competition, but not because of a throw or a submission hold. Travis accidentally (?) passed gas while his ass was right by his opponent’s face. So… did he advance?

(PG-13: Language) We’re always spellbound by the show How it’s Made. In this video from Jerk Circle, we learn about the little-known sandwich cookie disassembly plant, which breaks down excess cookies into raw materials, producing one-half the flour consumed in the U.S. Or not.

(NSFW) YouTube channel Life According to Jimmy recreates some of the clandestine conversations between 6th grade boys. Listen and cringe as they talk about their habits, fantasies, dreams and made up trivia.

YouTuber Selina Omeara shares this video of a kid who just might sue an ice cream van for injuries. He and his buddy were calmly having beans on toast when they heard the van’s familiar chime. Did the other kid hear it first?

One of Conan’s running gags involves editing Alex Trebek’s lines from Jeopardy! to make him sound like an incoherent madman. The 73-year old invaded Team Coco’s turf to give Conan a taste of his own medicine.

During the 2014 Puerto Rico Open, a curious iguana trotted onto the green at 16, and decided that golfer Andrew Loupe’s ball was some sort of tasty treat. We wonder what the PGA rulebook says about iguanas moving your ball.

A pigeon loses a feather as it escapes from a museum of miniatures. Or not. Ludovic Habas, Mickael Krebs, Florent Rousseau, Yoan Sender and Margaux Vaxelaire made Douce Menace (“Soft Threat”) as their graduation film in 2011.