Awesome Funny Stuff

Cardstore set up a fake job hiring and interviewed applicants to outline the job’s outrageous responsibilities. In other news, a mother of two wore her one good blazer and skipped an actual job interview for a viral video.

A group of Russian firefighters has a little time on their hands between calls and decides to do something fun with all those high-pressure hoses they have lying around. Sure, it’s a waste of water, but it still looks like fun.

FoxADHD continues to absolutely annihilate all remnants of youthful innocence, this time destroying our joyful image of Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick, Squidward, and all of the hopelessly irradiated denizens of Bikini Bottom.

Like Zach King, Thai comedian Bie The Ska loves to share short clips of illusions that involve visual effects and camera tricks. The difference is that Bie is insanely pleased with himself. WHOOOOAAAAA

Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Munenori Kawasaki is still working on his mastery of the English language, but that just makes this locker room interview all the more endearing. His English is already so much better than Chico Escuela’s.

(NSFW: Language) The Big Three of slacking interview Neighbors stars Seth Rogen and Zac Efron for a slot next to their cubicle. Creepy chants, lap dancing and dick praising ensue.

…without tearing it off Hulk Hogan-style. Crazy Russian Hacker shows us how to take off t-shirts in record time, and by using just one hand at that. Or maybe this method only works on shorkhts.

(NSFW: Language) Something amazing or horrifying must have happened to this parrot. Did he become aware that he was a parrot? Did he just realize that he can talk like a human? Or is he just a fan of The Wire?

(NSFW) In a rare sighting of the word “honest” together with The Wolf of Wall Street, Screen Junkies breaks down the quintessential Scorsese flick: tracking shots, disgusting main character and a failed Oscar grab for Leo.

Heavy machinery maker Caterpillar played what could be the world’s biggest game of Jenga. Watch as five Cat vehicles and a foreman stack 600lb. blocks of wood. What would really be impressive is if they beat Arkham Horror.

We love video games, but there are times where we just want to throw our controllers against the wall. Here, BuzzFeedPop sums up 50 of the most irksome things that happen during games. They forgot to mention the entire Ninja Gaiden series.

(NSFW: Language) Wikipedia is the start of our ascent descent journey towards a hive mind. TL;DR Wikipedia is our collective common sense. It’s The Onion of general information. It’s the Fake Science of trivia. It’s the Wikipedia of snark.

Abe-chan is a common hill mynah, a species of bird known for its ability to mimic sounds, including human voices. Listen to Abe-chan speak Japanese phrases. If you don’t believe your ears, head to his YouTube channel for more.

An offshoot of the hipster hyperbole TV show, The Portlandia Activity Book is filled with fun activities and ideas like crowdfunding your baby, how to be a critic, a tarot card expansion pack and conversation starters and stoppers.

“My cheeks are attuned to her lips. I will know if they tremble.” Jesse Parent reads his poem, To The Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter. This guy should join a battle rap event. The crowd sure acts like they’re in one. “Eat ’em!”

YouTuber boatmaster shares this hilarious bug in the adventure game The Wolf Among Us, which made the lead character appear to be gyrating against an invisible pole in front of other characters. Archer is that you?

The Minor League team El Paso Chihuahuas pranked their new member by making him believe one of his teammates was deaf. They kept it up – even during games – for a month. He was clueless right until they confessed.

Telltale Games’ The Walking Dead games are episodic adventures with difficult choices and unforeseen consequences. Dorkly imagines what the developer’s take on Super Mario Bros. would be. Luigi will no longer remember that.

Graphic designer Clif Dickens of Honest Slogans continues to mock popular brands, telling us what we can really expect from products, rather than the typical marketing B.S. That Chick-fil-A thing really did happen to us last week.

The Salut Salon quartet sets itself apart from other classical musicians with its hybrid and humorous performances of chamber music. Watch as they show off their comical and musical chops in this silly rendition of Vivaldi’s Summer.

YouTuber Roman Prag calls his video The Futility of Existence. At first it seems like the video doesn’t deserve such an elegant title, but by the end you’ll be slow clapping. Don’t fight the fence sir. Just don’t.

Jimmy Kimmel Live had Drizzy disguised to interview people on the street. Watch as they inexplicably fail to see through the crummy disguise and give their thoughts on fake news that Drake made up about himself.

In this clip from back in 2008, Steve Carrell and Stephen Colbert took the opportunity to sing a duet of The Star Spangled Banner, improvising the harmonies along the way. We just wanted to yell “Play Ball!” at the end.