Awesome Funny Stuff

Asap Thought reminds us of the inconsistencies and quirks of the English language by quoting passages from Richard Krogh’s The English Lesson and Richard Lederer’s Crazy English. Eh, it could be worse.

For his late night show’s hilarious Dallas episode, Conan dropped by the headquarters of cosmetics company Mary Kay. Watch him learn how to sell makeup, put on ninja maternity wear and creep out a house full of women.

Chelsea is a hardworking waitress, breadwinner and supportive member of her community. Break decided to give her not one, but multiple positive pranks with the help of her friends and colleagues. Stay golden, Chelsea!

“No fries salad lady – coming soon to the next window.” Break brought back Honest Trailers’ Jon Bailey and used his gritty voice and quick wit to make fast food drive through orders sound cool.

(Gross) ZeFrank resumes his True Facts series with an episode that’s as enlightening as it is hilarious. Watch and learn about the dangers of touching an octopus arm, how to compare the weirdness of two animals and more.

While Gravity was a pretty awesome movie already, artist Krishna Shenoi came up with a way to improve upon it, introducing a much better solution to Sandra Bullock’s seemingly endless tumble in space. The ending is priceless.

Some corny jokes can be salvaged through comical delivery. Others can be powered through using the sheer force of laughter. Case in point: YouTuber ENGRunningRobbo on a roll while playing Call of Duty.

Jim Meskimen and Ross Marquand play fictionalized versions of themselves – two impressionists trying to be serious actors – in this comedy mini-series by SoulPancake. It’s starts off slow, but stick with it. Watch the rest here.

(NSFW: Language) If we could have any voice for our nav system, we’d choose Morgan Freeman. In this amusing clip from Josh Robert Thompson, he envisions a GPS that not only sounds awesome, it provides sage advice. More here.

Screw all the pranks and veiled ads. The best thing to come out of this year’s April Fools’ Day is a new episode of Homestar freakin’ Runner. Go and watch Homestar and Strong Bad work their old schtick like it’s still 2000.

Samuel L. Jackson dropped by the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon to perform a slam poem summarizing the tale of Cory Matthews, the main character of Boy Meets World. If you’re a fan of the show, it’s essentially a time travel chant.

We’ve seen a tactical lamp, pen, mug, apron, kilt and a freakin’ tactical pizza cutter. For April Fools’ Day, ThinkGeek commented on the tacticalization of everyday items with this MOLLE-compatible necktie.

We know that the air vent in this car wasn’t designed in the factory to do this, but that doesn’t make it any less fun to watch. Though it does sound like a freaking lawnmower once it gets going. CHECK ENGINE SOON.

(Spoilers: Seasons 1-3) Screen Junkies reminds us of the awesome characters, deadly battles, naughty bits and all the other things that make us love Game of Thrones, a show about the fight for the world’s most uncomfortable throne.

Honda parodies the hipster DIY culture with its April Fools’ Day gag – a car that comes completely disassembled, with over 180,000 individual pieces. We’d like to think they hired IKEA to create the assembly manuals.

Gainesville, Florida news channel WCJB 20 wanted to report on the Florida Gators’ win over the Dayton Flyers during NCAA March Madness, but they didn’t have the rights to on court footage. So they reenacted the highlights.

Not about to be outdone by their American counterparts, Google Japan joins in on April Fools’ Day with this technical joke: a mechanical hand that makes it easier to use touchscreen devices. Captions available.

While we thought that Jurassic Park worked best with cats, it turns out that the movie would have been just as entertaining without its big-budget visual effects, as is evidenced by this clip by Michael T. Mann. Rawr. Yo.

(NSFW) Two crooks drop by Phyllis’ house, hoping to take back the money that her husband Walter stole from them. Things escalate quickly in this theatrical crime short film by Chris Levitus and David Martin.

Anderson is an expert at drawing red lines. His bosses ask him to meet with a client who wants red lines. Or at least they think they do. Lauris Beinerts’ short film illustrates a frequent dilemma that engineers and designers can relate to.

DreamWorks animator Daniel Hashimoto adds visual effects to candid clips of his 3-year-old kid James, giving life to his and his son’s imagination onscreen. James’ kids will think their dad is a god.

YouTuber Vogel reminds us why Mike Tyson used to be called The Baddest Man on the Planet, adding sound effects from Street Fighter II to an Iron Mike highlight reel. Come for the gimmick, stay for the knockouts.

A forklift operator is loading up the back of a refrigerator truck with several cases of fresh fish. Unfortunately, his inability to properly judge the height clearance quickly results in an impromptu shower for the driver.