Awesome Drinks

The perfect complement to that bottle of bacon syrup, Torani has outed this unusual flavor to top off your cocktails, coffees and sauces with the heavenly combo of fried chicken and waffles.

You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

Keep a couple of cans chilled at your desk all day long with this USB-powered fridge, which can hold either two 12oz. cans or a bottle of your favorite brew. Can also keep stuff warm.

This traditional-looking side table conceals a secret. Underneath its unassuming exterior is a refrigerated cooler, perfect for keeping an ample supply of beer chilled by your sofa or bedside.

Can’t get the day going without a caffeine fix? Take your coffee to the extreme with this giant porcelain coffee mug, capable of holding a ridiculous 160 ounces of joe. Consult your physician before using.

Keeps track of the number of bottles you’ve popped open. The display turns off after 15 seconds of inactivity, but don’t worry, the record of your binge drinking session is still stored in it.

We’re not sure if you can still order this vodka, sold in an AK-47 shaped bottle, but it’s too awesome not to mention, even if the limited run of 13,000 bottles is already gone. You might still find it on eBay too.

For a limited time, Jack in the Box is offering up a milkshake flavored with bacon. Early reviews are that it tastes pretty good, with a sweet and smokey mix flavored by Torani bacon syrup.

A glass for that looks just like a disposable plastic cup but instead is made of acrylic. It’s double-walled so no condensation will form on its outer surface. Comes with a screw-on lid and a straw.

..You Must Taste Before You Die features the best Scotches, Ryes and Bourbons, as selected by former Whisky Magazine editor Dominic Roskrow and a team of conoisseurs from around the world.

“Lemmy get you a glass of nice red wine.” That’s what you’ll say when you pop open this Australian shiraz, with “fruity aroma with flavours of vanilla, blackberries, plums, eucalyptus and liquorice.”

Throw a lifeline into your favorite beverage with this silicon ice tray which makes ice rings in the shape of tiny life preservers. Probably would look even better using frozen milk instead of water.

While carrying a Walkman nowadays might inadvertently call attention to yourself, the Drinkman still looks good enough to look forward to taking it out for a jog when it comes out in May.

With looks derived from the classic Illy X1 espresso machine, this model accepts the neat and tidy iperEspresso capsules with self-contained doses of espresso or coffee with no grinding or tamping.

We’re so sorry we weren’t able to scout this out for you in time for the Holidays. Then again, any day’s a good day for a drink (and a mustache.) Its bottom is made of felt. Only holds 5oz. though.

Dragging butt? Squirt this tasty zero-calorie stuff in your water, and zip through the day. Contains caffeine, guarana and ginseng, in Black Cherry and “Green Thunder” (tastes like apple to us).

Combining the flavors of Voodoo Doughnut’s bacon and maple fried pastry with an ale seems like either the best or worst idea in the history of brewing, depending on your perspective.

Let your houseguests know their fate if they so much as let their glass sweat on your coffee table without one of these. Complete the effect by lining your living room with plastic tarps.

Cozy or koozie? In any case, keep your fingers warm and your drink cool with a little more class thanks to the original Sküüzi. Each one is handmade with 100% Merino sheep’s wool.

The latest in personalization – user-generated soft drinks. Pick your flavors, upload your label, and share. For now, you have to go with pre-mixed sodas, but come 2012, you can choose your own.

A great gift for kids and kids at heart. Let your creative juice flow and make straws that let you share a drink, or even better, straws that let you sip from more than one beverage at once.

Created in St. Petersburg with 100% Russian ingredients, including Siberian ginseng, this smooth vodka is quadruple-distilled. Packaged in an elegant ornamental box, it’s perfect for gift-giving.

The right container for the prescription that handles all sorts of ailments. Whether physical, emotional, real, imagined, positive or negative – just take Boozemin. Moderately. Cocktail shaker here.