Get on your lady’s good side with The Drunkin Donut Co., a New York-based bakery that makes doughnuts infused with booze. The flavors include mudslide, mojito, daiquiri, margarita and martini. They also have truffles, cannoli and cupcakes.
This will surely be your favorite kitchen appliance. It mixes, shapes and cooks batches of 30 donuts, with the first one out in 90 seconds. Watch and drool as the donuts go from the slide to the bin.
Too lazy to get in the car and head to the local Krispy Kreme? Loosen your belt and get one of these insane machines instead: they crank out 1200-2400 fat-filled mini-donuts per hour.
Cops and doughnuts – a classic combo if there ever was one, but Forent Bocognani forgot who eats what when he made this t-shirt design. Chief Wiggum has nightmares that look like this.