“Andy, I know this sounds extreme, but do you wanna mock me, or do you wanna hear about the nut spoon?!” Meet Conan cameraman Tony. He’s just as unhinged as Jordan Schlansky, but on the other end of the spectrum. Watch him explain the crew’s nut spoon sitch.
(PG-13, Crude humor) “The sun – just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event.” Aaaand that’s about the only thing we can safely quote about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s recent trip to Washington.
Conan doesn’t shoot an episode on Fridays, but his team is still expected to come in for a full day. Turns out that producer Jordan Schlansky has made up his own hours, and Conan is having none of it. Apparently he spends his morning preparing his body in various ways.
“This is the guys left from N’Sync. This is what they do now.” Clueless Gamer Conan O’Brien and guest Elijah Wood play through the long-awaited mega JRPG. They compare it to Waiting for Godot and Ulysses, but not as compliments.
World-renowned chef and traveler Anthony Bourdain is used to eating some of the world’s greatest and most exotic cuisines. But on occasion, he’s forced to eat the same crap the rest of us do on a daily basis. He described one such incident on Conan.
“Remember, you are the future!… It might not work out for you.” Are you having a bad day? Or a bad life? Conan O’Brien provides a series of useful pointers on how to feel better about yourself and your decisions. Or not.
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