“Two wastes of life, now a waste of film.” We’ve seen Conan O’Brien and his always entertaining robotic producer Jordan Schlansky plan a trip to Italy. Conan hypes up the non-adventure of a lifetime with a classic movie-style trailer.
Conan O’Brien and Kumail Nanjiani head to Middle Earth, where they spend their time complaining about the lack of OSHA-compliant railings, visit the world’s best P.F. Chang’s, and encounter “Dûgz the Agonizer,” who sounds suspiciously like Dinesh from Silicon Valley.
Conan O’Brien apes Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and Carpool Karaoke, but without the lattes or the singing. He takes a casual drive through London’s traffic and rain with megastar Tom Cruise, though Conan doesn’t seem to get the whole interview part of the concept.
From Conan’s cutting room floor comes another hilarious bit with his associate producer Jordan Schlansky, as he goes off on an seemingly endless rant about why Star Wars is so much better than Star Trek – and nobody stops him. Somebody get this guy a lozenge.
To follow up on his awesome superhero suit from last year’s San Diego Comic-Con, Conan O’Brien teamed up with West Coast Customs to create a very special vehicle for his alter ego to fight crime in. We suppose it’s only fitting the car had to be pushed onto the stage.
Action movie stars like Gal Gadot spend months training and building their fitness to perform in fight scenes. But Conan O’Brien figures he can do it much quicker with the help of Gal’s personal trainer. One thing’s for sure – Conan can deflect CGI bullets like a boss.
“I think the reason I’ve been able to burn so many calories is I grew this big beard. And it’s very hungry.” WWE wrestler Paul Wright II aka “The Big Show” dropped by Conan to talk about losing 90lb, what The Rock’s success means to his colleagues and more.
Conan O’Brien is once again putting his fame to good use with Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico. It will be an entire episode of Conan filmed in Mexico and with an entirely Mexican staff. Of course Andy Richter had the perfect retort to the announcement.
A modest Jeff Goldblum tells Conan his secrets to getting older, and tries to convince the host to “embrace nature.” This is like the time Saitama revealed his secret to becoming One Punch Man. We bet that Jurassic Park and Independence Day money doesn’t hurt too.
In his latest Conan appearance, comedian Bill Burr presented his simple solution for the world’s environmental concerns. We suppose it would help, though we’re pretty sure what he’s suggesting is illegal – unless he took all those people on a cruise to Yellowstone.