What the Shape offers handmade candles that look like Nike and Jordan sneakers, including the Air More Uptempo, the Air Jordan 1 and the Air Jordan IV. Each candle is about 5″ long. The designs are also available as soaps and fridge magnets.
Latika Body Essentials has a silly holiday gift for folks who’ve been naughty or literally dirty. Its Lump of Coal soaps are partly made of activated charcoal and smells like smoked wood. Each bag contains three pieces of soap.
Redbeard’s handmade soaps include a hint of beer and other natural scents to keep you clean and smelling great. This 3-pack includes Pumpkin Ale, Woodsman IP and Winter Fir IPA. Save an extra 10% with promo code newawesomershop through 11/1/15.
Need an extra spring in your step when waking up? These Pacific Shaving Co.’s products contain naturally-derived caffeine to add a little zing to your shave routine. Fortified with aloe and spearmint, you’ll get a great close shave and feel invigorated.
Etsy seller Yvonne Kai sells plant-based glycerin soaps with tiny vinyl or silicone sneaker replicas inside. Most of the current stock have Jordans, but there are a few soaps with Adidas and other Nike shoes as well.
A more affordable and realistic-looking alternative to the Abby Normal brain soap. Each soap weighs 1.1oz and is made from glycerin with buttercream and snickerdoodle fragrance. Also available in larger packs.
Luscious and lathery soaps made with real craft beers, accented by spices and textures like walnut shells, crushed oats and honey. The fragrant Belgian Witbier with orange peel is our personal fave, but they’re all great.
Naturists and naturalists alike can keep it wild and free (and friends close) by destinkifying with all natural soaps from Sasquatch. Outdoorsy scents include Pine Tar and Cedar Citrus. Use them on your mighty beard, too. (Thanks Paul!)
Geeksoap’s fragrant replica of the OUTATIME DeLorean license plate from Back to the Future has a whopping 1.21 gigawash of cleaning power. It’ll take you back to a time when you weren’t smelly and dirty.
Convince your materialistic loved ones to take a bath with this silly soap by WoodWick Candles. It contains a random US dollar bill that you can extract and spend once you’ve used up the soap. The bill can be $1, $5, $10, $20 or $50.
Owen & Fred’s natural soap is great for washing away the day’s filth. The cedarwood calms and relieves stress, while the peru balsam revitalizes skin, and the activated charcoal cleanses. It might attract rottweilers though.