Figures

If you’ve read the original version of Pinocchio’s story, then you know that he’s quite the troublemaker. So it’s fitting that boutique figure maker Double Fools turned him (and Jiminy Cricket) into droogs from A Clockwork Orange. Sadly, the collectible is already sold out.

Toymaker Cracked Hatchet is making an extremely limited run (just 8 pieces) of hand-painted figures inspired by Childish Gambino’s video for This Is America. Each one is being auctioned off for charity, though Donald Glover apparently snagged the first one.

Bandai’s Neko Busou are domestic cat figures with mounted weapons. Bandai originally whipped them up as April Fools’ jokes, but now they’re giving cat lovers what they want. There are four simple blind-boxed figures and one cat that comes with all of the accessories.

The latest masterpiece from guerilla toy maker Fools Paradise. Super Professional sees Mario and Peach play Jean Reno and Natalie Portman as they recreate one of the memorable shots from Luc Besson’s 1994 classic Léon: The Professional.

“It’s always the one you least suspect.” Kidrobot and The Simpsons’ Halloween collectible is a 6.5″-tall figure of the Devil as Ned Flanders from the 1993 episode Treehouse of Horror IV. The glow-in-the-dark edition is limited to 500 pieces but costs the same as the regular toy.

“Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!” Rally your evil figures with Kotobukiya’s tenth-scale statue of Star Wars’ villain. Palpatine can be removed from the throne, in case you want your stormtroopers to taste power for once.

While most of our collection of POP! vinyl figures is focused on sci-fi comic book characters, there are some pretty awesome figures in their musician’s line too. The Joey Ramone, Lemmy, and Johnny Rotten figures are almost enough to forgive the Justin Bieber one.

Kidrobot and SEGA caught a snapshot of the blue blur going fast. This 25th anniversary vinyl figure is 7″ tall and features Sonic running through the Green Hill Zone. It’s also available in a metallic version that’s limited to 200 pieces.

Prime 1 Studio’s incredibly detailed and realistic statue of Geralt, based on his appearance in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. It’s made of polystone and measures about 26″ tall, including the gory monster head base.

Kidrobot has a collection of cute vinyl figures based on the upcoming South Park RPG Fractured But Whole. There are 11 3″ blind-boxed mini figures, as well as 7″ figures of Cartman as The Coon, Kenny as Mysterion and Butters as Prof. Chaos.

Funko continues to bat a thousand with its ridiculously addictive line of Pop! collectibles, with its latest series including Piper, Alex, Red, Crazy Eyes and Pornstache in disproportionately big-headed form.

Turns out spinach works even on toys. Headplay Toys made this badass realistic 12″ Popeye the Sailor Man. Well, if you could call a man with arms twice the size of his thighs “realistic.” Limited to 500 units.

A series of statues featuring the six original X-Men along with their original archenemy (and now teammate) Magneto as they appeared in Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s 1963 comic Uncanny X-Men #1. Limited to 950 units each.

Hulk Angry! Hulk wish this awesome 1/6th scale figure would hurry up and be available outside of Japan. Part of Kotobukiya’s intricate ARTFX PVC toy series, we’re hoping to see this figure smashing onto desktops stateside soon.

The Power Pose Mark XLII is an 11.8″ tall 1:6 scale replica of Tony Stark’s armor in Iron Man 3. It has LED light-up parts, semi-articulate waist and neck and interchangeable thigh parts.

We haven’t played with toy soldiers since we were kids, but we might just have to add this man-sized soldier to our living room. It measures 18in. tall, weighs 3.3lbs and is made from cast resin.

This awesome 1/6th scale G.I.Joe ninja figure comes with tons of dangerous implements for taking down your other action figures with style. Grab the Sideshow limited-edition for bonus facial scars.

This unbelievably-detailed Jean Reno figure comes with every accessory a contract assassin needs, as well as other props from the classic action flick. Natalie Portman action figure NOT sold separately.

A 100% Kubrick (2.4-inch) two-pack featuring French electronic music duo Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter in their TRON: Legacy get up. They don’t light up though.

The ultimate TRON:Legacy collectible features a tiny Sam Flynn atop his black light cycle. The 1/6th scale replica includes a detailed Flynn figurine, LED light-up suit and light cycle. Ships Q3 2011.

Yeah, yeah, grown-ups shouldn’t play with dolls, but we have to say Sillof’s tribute to A New Hope – shot entirely with his custom-made action figures – is too fun to pass up. Part 2 comes out 7/5.

Fans of VALVE games, rejoice! They just reached a deal with Gaming Heads to create awesome desktop figures based on the characters from HL2, L4D2, and TF2. First up, Team Fortress 2’s HEAVY.

Remember De La Soul? The seminal alterna-hip-hop act broke out with 3 Feet High and Rising. Now they’re 3-inches high thanks to Kidrobot and Myong Kurily’s nifty vinyl figures of the group.

These miniature 2″ tall Domo collectibles will look great sitting on your desk between all your other random schwag. Every one you order is randomly-selected from one of 15 different designs.

Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow gets an uncannily accurate 19″ figure that gets all of his characters attire and demeanor quirks; it includes an LED lantern and weighs 10 lbs.

Even Tony Stark would be impressed with Hot Toys’ rendition of War Machine; the 1:6 scale Iron Man figure features two portraits and articulating fingers, gatling gun, and waist plates.

Sure, this 12″ Beachhead figure comes from the fictional GI Joe universe, but his accessories read like a real-life Ranger loadout with a mind-blowing 30+ separate items.+

Other than a strange-looking Commander, we’re pretty impressed by DC Unlimited’s Mass Effect 2 Series 1 action figures; the four-piece set includes Tali, Thane, Grunt, and Shepard.

Iron Man’s better-armed half wears monochrome well in this slick 13″ War Machine Armor Statue; it packs a wrist-mounted cannon and shoulder-mounted plasma and gatling guns.

It’s not as large as the Alien Queen, but this Lifesize Alien Bust more than makes up for it with its horrifically awesome details; it’s created from the same molds used in the original movie.

Show your coworkers who’s boss with this Alien 18″ Figure (22″ when upright); it not only includes an extendable inner mouth, but everything from the neck to the tail articulates.

This Snake Eyes vs. Red Ninjas diorama will leave you as speechless as the silent Joe himself; 12″ high, it features hand finished polystone figures and a stunning sand platform base.