tOyS aRe FoR kIdS oNlY. Nickelodeon surprises the Internet with this collection of Spongebob Squarepants characters that have been used as memes. The Masterpiece Meme figures include sPOngEBoB, Imaaaaaaagination Spongebob and Surprised Patrick.
If you’ve read the original version of Pinocchio’s story, then you know that he’s quite the troublemaker. So it’s fitting that boutique figure maker Double Fools turned him (and Jiminy Cricket) into droogs from A Clockwork Orange. Sadly, the collectible is already sold out.
Bandai’s Neko Busou are domestic cat figures with mounted weapons. Bandai originally whipped them up as April Fools’ jokes, but now they’re giving cat lovers what they want. There are four simple blind-boxed figures and one cat that comes with all of the accessories.
“It’s always the one you least suspect.” Kidrobot and The Simpsons’ Halloween collectible is a 6.5″-tall figure of the Devil as Ned Flanders from the 1993 episode Treehouse of Horror IV. The glow-in-the-dark edition is limited to 500 pieces but costs the same as the regular toy.
“Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!” Rally your evil figures with Kotobukiya’s tenth-scale statue of Star Wars’ villain. Palpatine can be removed from the throne, in case you want your stormtroopers to taste power for once.