Awesome Fights

Who do you think is going to win this fight? The experienced man with the sharpened blade, or the young Ninja woman with the rope? Of course, a gun would be even more effective.

While it never does come to fisticuffs, it’s still the best fight we’ve seen all week. The first rule of crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club is: you don’t talk about crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club.

We’re more lovers than fighters, but we still enjoy a good brawl. Especially when said brawl includes people getting pushed into a pool a ridiculous number of times. The chaos starts at 1:40.

Guess who wins? We’re surprised the idiot in this video didn’t end up with his eyeballs pecked out by the victim of his provocation. The moral of this story: Never ruffle a turkey’s feathers.

If you thought koalas were evil, wait until you see how geese slug it out. There’s a good message to this vid though: If you’re not proud and fly away, you live to fight another…oh. Nvmz.