Fights

This feline is outnumbered, but it’s not outgunned. Or outsabered. As Yoda has proven in his hilarious Star Wars prequel fights, size doesn’t matter if you’re a Jedi.

(NSFW: Language) A scuffle breaks out between riders on the New York subway when a vigilante hero intervenes to break things up. Is it The Dark Knight? Nope, just some guy and his snack food.

Cats will be cats, and sometimes they just need to work things out. But there are times when claws and paws aren’t enough, and they require some bigger weapons. Here, these should do the trick.

Did your Movember efforts last a little longer than usual this year? You may have found yourself on the receiving end of something very similar to what filmmaker Zak Stoltz does in this short then.

Who do you think is going to win this fight? The experienced man with the sharpened blade, or the young Ninja woman with the rope? Of course, a gun would be even more effective.

While it never does come to fisticuffs, it’s still the best fight we’ve seen all week. The first rule of crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club is: you don’t talk about crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club.

This footage is from over 10 years ago, but we’re still impressed today by the scrappiness of 169lb. MMA fighter Daiju Takase as he takes on 600lb. “behemoth” Sumo wrestler Emanuel Yarbrough.

We’re more lovers than fighters, but we still enjoy a good brawl. Especially when said brawl includes people getting pushed into a pool a ridiculous number of times. The chaos starts at 1:40.

Guess who wins? We’re surprised the idiot in this video didn’t end up with his eyeballs pecked out by the victim of his provocation. The moral of this story: Never ruffle a turkey’s feathers.

If you thought koalas were evil, wait until you see how geese slug it out. There’s a good message to this vid though: If you’re not proud and fly away, you live to fight another…oh. Nvmz.