Fights

At a recent MMA fight between amateurs Brandon Alexander and Aaron Britt, the fight ends after just 14 seconds – with, uhm, both contenders down for the count. Two men enter, no men leave.

LBP Stunts Chicago team members Brendon Huor and Nate Hitpas go at it Korean style, reminding us that the nation is home not only to Samsung, LG, Hyundai and PSY, but some badass martial arts.

A gravely-voiced Conan O’Brien reminisces about the office Christmas party, where things started out just fine until a fight broke out. Is it just us, or did Conan get shorter there for a minute?

Stop-motion master Counter656 is at it again, this time forgoing his usual mecha theme and instead facing off two of boxing’s greats, Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, in an over-the-top battle.

This feline is outnumbered, but it’s not outgunned. Or outsabered. As Yoda has proven in his hilarious Star Wars prequel fights, size doesn’t matter if you’re a Jedi.

(NSFW: Language) A scuffle breaks out between riders on the New York subway when a vigilante hero intervenes to break things up. Is it The Dark Knight? Nope, just some guy and his snack food.

Cats will be cats, and sometimes they just need to work things out. But there are times when claws and paws aren’t enough, and they require some bigger weapons. Here, these should do the trick.

Did your Movember efforts last a little longer than usual this year? You may have found yourself on the receiving end of something very similar to what filmmaker Zak Stoltz does in this short then.

Who do you think is going to win this fight? The experienced man with the sharpened blade, or the young Ninja woman with the rope? Of course, a gun would be even more effective.

While it never does come to fisticuffs, it’s still the best fight we’ve seen all week. The first rule of crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club is: you don’t talk about crazy old Brazilian guy Fight Club.

This footage is from over 10 years ago, but we’re still impressed today by the scrappiness of 169lb. MMA fighter Daiju Takase as he takes on 600lb. “behemoth” Sumo wrestler Emanuel Yarbrough.

We’re more lovers than fighters, but we still enjoy a good brawl. Especially when said brawl includes people getting pushed into a pool a ridiculous number of times. The chaos starts at 1:40.

If you thought koalas were evil, wait until you see how geese slug it out. There’s a good message to this vid though: If you’re not proud and fly away, you live to fight another…oh. Nvmz.