Awesome Destruction

A laser pointer times 10,000, this incredibly powerful 5 Kilowatt device by TWI can be used for making quick work of metal demolition and decommissioning work. Now if we can just get one with a backpack power supply…

Buzzfeed Yellow catalogs nine everyday items which will flare up big time when exposed to an open flame. Man, those ping pong balls and non-dairy creamer are pure evil. It goes without saying – do not try any of this at home.

The red-lipped harbinger of gaming nightmares might be migrating into obscurity but if you still find yourself caught in Flappy Bird’s cruel grip this thorough strategy for beating the game should help you overcome the game once and for all.

There’s something oddly satisfying about watching this red hot nickel ball sear its way through a stack of DVDs. If only we had thought of this when AOL used to spam us with all those stupid compact discs.

While many gamers are struggling to get their hands on Microsoft’s new console, RatedRR just went and blasted his Xbox One to bits by shooting it with a sniper rifle then searing it with detonating cord. Twice. Flame on at 3:50.

We love it when construction equipment is used in ways it was never intended. In this clip, Bay Shore Systems shows off the 150,000 ft. lbs. of torque its TR-150 excavator drill can crank out, sacrificing a 1980s Oldsmobile as its victim.

The official video for alt-rockers Suede’s latest single features the wanton destruction of countless pieces of art, and the most excitement you’ve ever seen in a museum. Ironically, the video itself is a work of modern art.

We’re not sure why they never got rid of evidence this way on The Sopranos, but if we were mobsters with a New Way Cobra Magnum garbage truck, we’d definitely go this route. We never really liked that Grand Am anyhow.

RatedRR merely mentions Jurassic Park as an excuse to blow up a dinosaur with a semi-automatic SPAS-12 shotgun, capturing some truly epic slow-mo footage along the way.

Have your kids avert their eyes as video artists Lernert & Sander disintegrate some perfectly good chocolate bunnies with various sources of intense heat. Oh, the humanity!

(NSFW: Language/Flying Poop) Fireworks are probably not the best way to unplug a clogged toilet. Somebody over on Youtube commented that “sh*t just got real”, and we couldn’t agree more.

(NSFW:Language) Here’s hoping our East Coast readers are overcoming any difficulties that Sandy dealt them. We can only imagine what it’s like to witness nature’s fury like what imasharky captured.

Did you stand in line for 5 days for an iPhone 5? Still waiting for your delivery to show up? Then cringe at the wanton destruction of Apple’s latest wonderphone courtesy of the guys at RatedRR.

Best known for his 1980s act highlighted by the smashing of watermelons, watch as comedian Gallagher is captured doing what he does in slow motion by a Phantom Miro camera. More here.

While you might think the wanton destruction of a plasma TV is wasteful, rest assured that the TV fried by a microwave transformer in this video was already on the fritz. Warranty officially voided.

FPS Russia shows off what his his M2 semi-automatic 12-gauge shotgun can do, but around the 2 minute mark he gets down to business, playing baseball the only way he knows how.

Blowing stuff up never gets old – especially in the name of progress. Watch this spectacular video of the demolition of the Fort Steuben Bridge – which connected Ohio and West Virginia for 80 years.