Awesome Bathroom

Unless you can actually remember which part of your towel is reserved for your face and which part is for your NSFW parts, you need something like the True Clean Towel.

Tired of useless hooks that can’t hold sh*t? Linden Sweden has just the thing for you. The Clever Hook enlists the help of gravity – the heavier the load, the tighter it shuts. Maximum load is 40lbs.

The Portland General Store sells products laced with the manliest scent of all, manlier than Sex Panther – Whiskey. They sell whiskey-scented shaving soap, shaving jelly, and even perfume.

Warn your housemates of what just went down in the loo with the Crime Scene toilet paper. Tape some extra strips on the bathroom door to make sure no one gets victimized by the stench.

Just as all buildings must have emergency exits, all restrooms must have emergency toilet rolls. Make sure to install it where it can easily be seen and accessed to prevent full-blown disasters.

Hang the shadowy Scary Shower Curtain in your buddy’s bathroom, and wait for the inevitable scream, then curses. Of course, if he gets home too late, this might happen.