Awesome Bathroom

Bring Jurassic Park to your bathroom with this molded resin velociraptor toilet paper holder. The 3D raptor’s claws grip onto a roll of TP while its beady yellow eyeball stares mischievously at your butt like it’s about to take a bite. They also sell a T-Rex version.

Smoothly dispensing toilet paper is definitely a first-world problem. In fact, we’re not even sure it’s a problem that needs to be solved at all. But that didn’t stop LEGO maker Technic Brick from engineering a solution using a variety of gears, connectors, a motor, an ultrasonic sensor, and an Arduino controller.

Take a shower with a bunch of strange and surprisingly charming sea monsters every day. Calamityware’s high-quality fabric curtain is covered from edge to edge with dozens of unique creatures, lovingly illustrated in black and white by artist Don Moyer. The curtain measures 72″ x 72″ and is fully hemmed and ready to hang.

Most soap dishes are made from plastic, ceramic, or wood. But we dig the more substantial look of Lukas Alberts’ soap dishes, which are machined from metal with strategically-placed ridges to keep soap bars from getting soggy. They come in solid aluminum or copper, both of which will oxidize and patina over time.

Drying off with a towel when you get out of the shower? What are you, a caveman? The Viatek Body Dryer is like a hand dryer for your entire body. It uses a powerful, temperature-controlled air blower to get excess water off after a bath, shower, or soak in the pool.

Russian home renovator and tile installer Masterplitka shows off a really impressive bit of construction from one of their bathroom projects. At first glance, this looks like an ordinary tile-covered wall, but it’s quickly revealed that a section is concealing hidden pipes and valves, presumably for a steam shower.

Short on toilet paper? Keep your rear end clean, and reduce paper waste with this easy-to-install bidet attachment. The slimline, dual-nozzle system sits beneath your current toilet seat, and requires no electricity. It’s also unique in that it includes a built-in battery-powered night light. Save 36% in The Awesomer Shop.

The myth of Sisyphus sees a man being rolling a massive boulder up a hill, only to have it roll back down before the top, then repeat the task endlessly, reminding us that the journey is more important than the destination. Now, your toilet paper can experience that journey, thanks to Artori Design’s playful, diagonal bathroom shelf.

There’s nothing worse than stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, only to find that you’ve peed all over the seat and the floor. Actually, there is one worse thing – your wife or girlfriend finding out. IllumiBowl fixes that problem once and for all. Save 26% in The Awesomer Shop.

Tooletries are removable and reusable silicone tiles that hold your grooming essentials, such as your toothbrush, soap and razor. You can mix and match the pieces and even take them with you when you travel.

Etee is an upcoming online shop that will sell only plastic-free, reusable and biodegradable goods. Its products at launch include cling wrap, toothbrushes, and soap. Pledge on its Kickstarter now to become a lifetime member, which lets you buy at wholesale prices.

The Orijin is made from the konjac plant, making it 100% biodegradable. Unlike other bath sponges and cloths, it has a charcoal infusion that gives it antimicrobial properties, preventing it from getting dirtier as you use it.

Running out of tissue paper is no joke, and neither is Charmin’s Forever Roll. It comes in either an 850-sheet roll or a 1700-sheet roll of two ply tissue paper. You can buy the rolls on their own, but because they’re so huge you’ll also need to get their holders.

Nebia builds on the success of its efficient showerhead. The new version offers even more coverage, warmth, and speed compared to its predecessor. It saves up to 65% on water compared to traditional showerheads while enveloping you in a powerful mist.

Tushy’s bidet fastens on to most toilet seats and can be set up in minutes without an electrician or plumber. It features a switch to adjust the angle of the self-cleaning nozzle and a knob to adjust the water pressure. You can get it in various colors here.

We’re thinking “King Sloth” would be a more appropriate name for a giant, slow-moving arboreal mammal climbing a New York skyscraper, but that’s okay. We’ll forgive this guy since he’s just so adorable wreaking his havoc on the Big Apple.

Decorate your vault with ThinkGeek’s officially licensed Fallout 4 shower curtain. This curtain is printed with the charming pictograph that Bethesda made to list the Perks that you can get in the game. It measures 70″x 70″.

Onsen bath towels have a unique waffle pattern weave. Combine that with premium Supima cotton and you get a towel that’s lighter, more breathable, and dries significantly quicker than other towels.

Bring an alien invasion into your bathroom or kitchen with one of these fun soap pumps from designer Duncan Shotton. Each one features a tiny U.F.O. that uses its tractor beam to slurp up an innocent human, piggy, or cow from your countertop.

Alessi made one of the classiest ways to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste, ointment or whatever you have in tubes. It’s also an expensive way to save a bit of money, but hey. It’s made of a zinc, aluminum, magnesium, and copper alloy with a chrome finish.

It’s happened to the best of us. You stumble into the bathroom at 3am and end up peeing 6 inches to the left of the toilet. Never miss again with this motion-activated light that turns on when you get near. Lights green when the seat is down, red when it’s up.

You could hide all your spare rolls of toilet paper under the cabinet, or you could turn them into a work of cheeky wall art, courtesy of designer Bertrand Jayr’s concrete shelf, which transforms your TP into a fluffy white cloud. Even better with sky blue walls.

Nebia uses atomizing nozzles that cover up to 10 times more area while using up to 70% less water than other showerheads. It could pay for itself in a year with the water and energy you save. Skip to 0:53 in the video.