Awesome Bacon

We like our food spicy. We also like bacon. So what’s not to like about a spicy hot sauce, flavored with delicious bacon-y goodness? Absolutely nothing. We’ll have a side of bacon with ours.

If you want to smell like your favorite breakfast food, Bacon cologne may be the perfect scent for you, though we’re not sure what canines that pass you by would do (or ladies for that matter).

The guys from epicmealtime whip up some tasty bacon-potato-mac-and-cheese filled meat cars in their latest video; TA is surprised and impressed that they aren’t dead yet from arterial clogging.

Now that they’re done gobbling down their TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving meal, these guys are ready for some breakfast. Behold the Breakfast Fortress, loaded with bacon, beer and Jack Daniels.

5 layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and bacon, slapped on a bun. The Skinwich appears to be a hoax, but it’s only a matter of time before KFC finds a new way to fatten us up for the kill.

Looking for a healthy treat? Then stay far away from Sodolak’s Original Country Inn in Snook, Texas – home of deep-fried bacon. Guaranteed to harden arteries just by looking at this picture.

Geek Dad columnist Matt Blum set out to make a burger with a patty made only of bacon. 19 bacon slices, an egg, and some cutting, grinding and broiling later, the Bacon Burger was born.

The latest in the everything tastes better with bacon craze, Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning coffee smells just like a complete cooked breakfast, but with none of the messy pans.

It wasn’t made to look like bacon just for the heck of it – Greg Grabowy hopes that his product’s fun form will encourage people to wash their hands more often. UnFortunately, it’s not bacon scented.

They say everything tastes better with bacon. Sticky-sweet syrup maker Torani have gone and made a bacon-flavored goo you can drizzle in your drinks. Perfect for bacon martinis and pork lattes.

The headline says it all. Combine three of our favorite food groups and stick ’em into one of our favorite edible form-factors, and you have a tiny bit of confectionery heaven on a stick.

Here’s a website for you meat-eaters out there. The guys at Bacon Today have one simple mission in life – to keep us updated on the “world of sweet, sweet bacon.” Be sure to stop by the bacon shop.

We’re not ones to turn down bacon around here, but the idea of flossing our teeth with it seems wrong even to us fanatics. There’s nothing “fresh” about the flavor of pork between your teeth.

Star Wars + Bacon. Two great tastes that taste great together. This 3-foot tall Bacon AT-AT is made from 40 lbs of pork products and proves there must be a god somewhere out there.

In a mood for the ultimate salty/sweet treat? Try a milk or dark chocolate bar with applewood smoked bacon and alder wood smoked salt, from the boutique chocolate emporium Vosges.

This ridiculous creation from KFC does away with that pesky bread, sandwiching two slices of bacon and Monterey Jack cheese between two deep-fried chicken filets. Clog your arteries starting 4/12.

They say you can eat your shoes in a pinch, this DQM-styled version of Nike’s Air Max 90 could serve as the main course; it features Huarache detailing and a bacon colorway.

Short of drinking it, Bacon Jam is the fastest pork-to-bloodstream pathway around; chunkier than Baconnaise, its onion and spice mix makes it ideal for BBQs, burgers, and bypasses.