THE BEST Bacon

Autobacon T-Shirt

Autobacon T-Shirt

There’s nothing quite like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning (or anytime, really.) But what happens if you run out and don’t want to wait for Instacart to show up? Glennz’s tasty t-shirt design envisions a machine we totally want in our kitchen – a desktop machine that prints bacon strips on demand.

Making Bacon from Carrots

Making Bacon from Carrots

While some might consider it sacrilegious to make bacon out of anything other than pork belly, we still very much enjoyed watching Tabitha Brown’s delightful recipe video for a vegetarian bacon substitute made from carrots, liquid smoke, maple syrup, and other seasonings.

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Every Way to Cook Bacon

Every Way to Cook Bacon

While we’re more than happy to go with the Martha Stewart’s perfect bacon cooking method, there are lots of other ways to prepare delectably smoky, sliced pork belly. Bon Appétit’s Amiel Stanek offers up 50 different methods for cooking the artery-clogging treat, some more successful than others.

Breakfast Lollipops

Breakfast Lollipops

Enjoy a complete four-course breakfast buffet featuring two strips of bacon, a glazed strawberry/coconut doughnut, and maple waffle-flavored suckers, thanks to the guys over at Vat19. Candy. It’s part of a nutritious breakfast!

Deluxe Bacon Wallet

Deluxe Bacon Wallet

While you could wrap up your credit cards and cash in actual bacon, that would not only make a greasy mess, but you’d probably end up eating it pretty quickly. This recycled paper wallet only features a realistic image of the delicious smoky meat, so it’s far less messy.

Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats

Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats

Who says food doesn’t belong in the swimming pool? Float your cares away with some delicious high protein grub on these amusing bacon and egg pool rafts from Kangaroo. A 90″ strip of bacon and a 63″ serving of fried eggs should more than satisfy any hunger.

Bacon Express Grill

Bacon Express Grill

Bacon is one of the most delicious foods on the planet, but it’s difficult to cook properly and without making a mess. This kitchen gadget perfectly cooks up to six strips of bacon on a non-stick grille, keeping it from shriveling up, and catching all the grease in a tidy drip tray.

Bacon Cannoli

Bacon Cannoli

The latest proof that everything is better with bacon – this sweet and savory combo that replaces the flour shell of this traditional Italian desert with smoky and fatty strips of pork. Bacon + ricotta + chocolate chips = yum. Full recipe on Thrillist, by Perry Santanachote.

The Cat Ate Me Bacon

The Cat Ate Me Bacon

A man called Britain’s emergency services number (999) demanding that police come arrest his girlfriend because… uhm… her cat ate his bacon. Seriously. Oh, and he also wanted the cat thrown in the slammer too.

Cooking Bacon with a Rifle

Cooking Bacon with a Rifle

“So Much ‘Murica Now!” There’s really not a bad time for fatty, smoky, delicious bacon. Though the firing range wouldn’t be the first place we’d think of cooking a strip. That didn’t stop Dustin Ellermann from giving it a go on his M16’s muzzle.

Bacon of the Month Club

Bacon of the Month Club

Join Bacon Freak’s Bacon of the Month Club and you’ll get about 2 lbs. of bacon every month. You’ll get different flavors and you can customize the type of bacon you want (gluten-free, no pepper, etc.). US & Canada only.

Bacon-Powered Motorcycle

Bacon-Powered Motorcycle

To promote Hormel’s Black Label bacon, CS Engineering modified a TRACK T-800 CDI to make it run on bacon. Or at least biodiesel made from bacon grease. The best part? Evidently, the bike’s fumes smell like bacon.

Go Bacon Bacon Jerky

Go Bacon Bacon Jerky

Enjoy bacon anywhere, anytime with Go Bacon, preserved bacon strips made in California. It’s available in original or sriracha flavor. You can also subscribe to get one or three packs of Go Bacon every month.

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100% Bacon Burger

100% Bacon Burger

Celebrate Independence from healthy arteries with Slaters 50/50’s 4th of July special, a burger pressed from 100% ground bacon, dressed with an egg, bacon island dressing, bacon cheddar cheese, and set onto a bacon pretzel bun.

Bacon Donut Sandwich

Bacon Donut Sandwich

Dunkin Donuts gives us one more reason to stop at their drive-thru after going out on a bender, with this fried egg and bacon sandwich, stuffed inside glazed donut. Surprisingly, it has only 360 calories, thanks to its lack of cheese.

Bacon Crust Pizza

Bacon Crust Pizza

The Free Range Human combines two of our favorite foods into one delectable treat, replacing the doughy base of their Ketogenic Pizza with a lattice of greasy bacon. At least it’s gluten-free!

Rub Some Bacon on It

Rub Some Bacon on It

Injured? Broke your gadget? Killed someone? Rhett & Link have the universal cure… just rub some bacon on it. Nope, it makes absolutely no sense, but it’s a catchy tune… and now we’re hungry.

Bacon Cinnamon Rolls

Bacon Cinnamon Rolls

A very simple but delicious recipe courtesy of Rainy Day Gal. Get a can of cinnamon rolls (or make ’em from scratch) and some bacon. Roll two strips of bacon in between each pastry and bake.

The Bacon Milkshake

The Bacon Milkshake

For a limited time, Jack in the Box is offering up a milkshake flavored with bacon. Early reviews are that it tastes pretty good, with a sweet and smokey mix flavored by Torani bacon syrup.

Bacon Tree

Bacon Tree

The EpicMealTime guys fix a very special Xmas tree, with enough bacon to clog every artery this side of the North Pole. We’re surprised they found branches thick enough to hold cheeseburgers.

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Bacon Candy

Bacon Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that Grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays, but they’re not minty; these confections have a mighty bacon flavor.

Bacon Alarm Clock

Bacon Alarm Clock

Instructables’ BAKON alarm clock is an immersive porcine experience: set your preferred cooking time and wake up to the intoxicating scent of bacon and sweet piggy sounds. (Thanks Dave!)

Bacon Hot Sauce

Bacon Hot Sauce

We like our food spicy. We also like bacon. So what’s not to like about a spicy hot sauce, flavored with delicious bacon-y goodness? Absolutely nothing. We’ll have a side of bacon with ours.

Bacon Cologne

Bacon Cologne

If you want to smell like your favorite breakfast food, Bacon cologne may be the perfect scent for you, though we’re not sure what canines that pass you by would do (or ladies for that matter).

Meat Cars

Meat Cars

The guys from epicmealtime whip up some tasty bacon-potato-mac-and-cheese filled meat cars in their latest video; TA is surprised and impressed that they aren’t dead yet from arterial clogging.

The Breakfast Fortress

The Breakfast Fortress

Now that they’re done gobbling down their TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving meal, these guys are ready for some breakfast. Behold the Breakfast Fortress, loaded with bacon, beer and Jack Daniels.

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