Alcohol

Drinkify is a simple concept. Input the artist you’re currently listening to and it suggests the proper libation for the tunes. They’re not always perfect suggestions but still a good excuse to get creative.

Named after the mobile nuclear attack briefcase, The Football has all you need to get bombed (a bottle of vodka and tequila) and recover (Advil, Altoids, eye drops), and also a pair of handcuffs.

Southern Comfort’s Fiery Pepper, which blends the ubiquitous liquor with Tabasco chilies and other natural pepper flavors, should aid in keeping your consumption hot without blowing your head off.

Stillhouse’s Original Moonshine 80 proof corn whiskey is charcoal-filtered and distilled 4 times in a Prohibition-era copper pot still, the same process they used in the good old days. Tastes great, too.

Online spirits retailer Master of Malt is offering Drinks by the Dram samples in simple, stylish packaging; customers can purchase 3cl samples of whisky at the fraction of the price of a whole bottle.

Be ready for a drink anytime, anywhere with this nifty 1.7oz. shot glass. Comes with a matching stainless steel cap, small carabiner and a faux leather case. Portable dishwasher not included.

If you think Whiskey Stones are neat but would rather not see them swimming in your drink, maybe you’ll like them better as shot glasses. Just leave these in the freezer for 4 hours before use.

(NSFW: Language) A little milk, some sugar, a smidge of vanilla and a bottle of rosé all combine for another amusing don’t-drink-and-cook episode, over at My Drunk Kitchen. (Thanks Tony!)

Be the life of the party and keep the booze flowing with the Dual Tank Backpack Drink Dispenser. Its two 24″ taps have a combined capacity of 210oz. Also comes with a mesh bag for holding cups.

Handcrafted with 100% pure Blue Agave, Espolón Tequila is known as much for its bold Dia de los Muertos-style graphic label by Posada as it is for the liquid inside; available in Blanco and Reposado.

Booze-filled board game pieces? Genius. The 14″ x 14″ glass board comes with 13 frosted and 13 clear 1oz. glasses from Home Wet Bar. All board games should have Shot Glass versions.

Containing spirit dating from 1868, 1878, 1926 and 1939, the Dalmore Trinitas is a rare three bottle release, 64 year single-malt available for mere pennies – just 19,500,000 of them. (Thanks, Ron!)

The boys over at epicmealtime have finished digesting their last repast; now they’ve got 45 burgers, a bunch of liquor and bacon – all they need for their Fast Food Lasagna. Pass the Pepto.

With its final 18 months spent luxuriating in French Bordeaux barriques, the Dalmore Castle Leod limited edition single malt whisky offers a sensual finish of kiwi, sweet pear and sweet mango.

The fine folks at GOOD asked their readers to nominate the best-tasting, sustainably brewed, independently owned craft beer made in their state. The result is this very cool infographic.

Available in France, L’Art de la Dégustation by Kacper Hamilton for Ballantine’s is a whisky glass with an interior hole allowing for more air and aroma; a frozen metal base adds a delicate chill.

This clever receptacle from KegWorks is a combination of a 1 oz. inner cup and a larger 4 oz. cup. Despite their unusual shape, the cups are still stackable. Less waste, more drinking.

Scottish Spirits is producing whisky in a 12 ounce can. It’s being promoted as an outdoor venue option, since the packaging is recyclable. And also because people like to get all tore up outside.

The highly functional leather Meehan bag has removable padded sections and elastic tool holders for bar professionals and enthusiasts alike to organize and transport essential drink tools.

SNAP, a spicy, artisanal spirit from Art In The Age, is a 100% organic, small-batch liqueur infused with a plethora of botanicals, like blackstrap molasses, ginger, cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon and rooibos tea.

At last, our daydream of TPIR and booze come together in Drinko. This game includes 6 shot glasses, chips, playing board and instructions, but we don’t think you’ll need them. (Thanks Danna!)

Casa Dragones’ 100% Blue Agave Joven Tequila is handmade in small batches, gently balancing platinum tequila with a hint of extra anejo; comes in a handcrafted crystal decanter. (Thanks Jim!)

For those who enjoy entertaining at home, the iPad Drinkspiration app offers 3,000+ drink recipes with images; it also creates shopping lists and suggests cocktails based on the ingredients in your kitchen.

A running joke among beer buddies, now an actual product! Fill it up with any drink you like and hang it by your favorite spot, for “when the pains of your life, wife or strife, get too much.”

Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.

An elegant tool for opening bottles of bubbly, it has a square end that won’t cut. A bottle of G.H. Mumm’s Cordon Rouge is included, so you can test your bottle slashing skills out of the box.

It doesn’t get simpler than this. Actually, it could get simpler – the bottle opener has a magnet right where the bottle crown fits so it won’t drop after it’s popped off. Clever.

DQ Vodka’s unique bottle is made by one of the finest glass makers in Europe, with metal surfaces akin to high end automotive standards and satin chrome finish for the top and bottom caps.

Buffalo Trace Distillery is releasing the 2 latest whiskeys in its rare and limited Experimental Collection – one aged in a new toasted French oak barrel; the other from a used American White oak.

Make dessert more grown-up with Cream, a 30 proof alcohol-infused whipped cream in 6 tasty flavors. We know it would taste great in coffee, so why are we picturing bikinis made of this stuff?