While most of you are probably looking forward to taking out a Porsche or a Lambo on the tracks of Gran Turismo 5, there’s nothing quite as visceral as the low-to-the-ground feel of a kart race.

While most of you guys are probably too young to need bifocals or reading glasses, you may be able to completely avoid them thanks to these new high-tech glasses with an adjustable focus slider.

This insanely detailed digital map of New York City was created by gamer Asterion for use in the PC game CitiesXL. Try and find actual buildings you’ve been in. It’s not yet released, but we want to play.

If Free Willy went something like this horror version, we probably would have seen it when it came out. You gotta love it when Willy jumps out of the pool like that bull that jumped into a crowd.

Remember the Star Wars: Uncut project we told you about? It turns out the fan flick, compiled from 472 15-second user-submitted clips is finally complete, and you can view the entire 2-hour plus movie now.

(NSFW) Remember those stupid “Choose Your Own Adventure” books? Something Awful has dusted off a number of rare books from the series that we don’t remember reading when we were kids.

If you’re as excited about the upcoming Marvel vs. Capcom 3 as we are, you might just wet your pants when you see this footage of Viewtiful Joe taking on all comers from The Hulk to Wolverine.

Make dessert more grown-up with Cream, a 30 proof alcohol-infused whipped cream in 6 tasty flavors. We know it would taste great in coffee, so why are we picturing bikinis made of this stuff?

A couple of years back, Sony had an awesome Bravia commercial with a ton of bouncy balls rolling down a hill. Nissan pays tribute with a slightly more destructive variant – bowling balls.

If you’re still confused by what actually happened during Inception, maybe this movie is more your speed. It’s one of the better parodies out there. Never drink with the same people twice.

Since this particular electronic voting machine is easily hackable, security researchers from the University of Michigan decided to turn this one into something more productive – a Pac-Man machine.

Environmental extremists might not mind doing time at Washington state’s LEED-certified Coyote Ridge Corrections Center, built with solar panels, high efficiency boilers and FSC-approved wood.

These Sentinel playing cards, a collaboration from theory11 and Hatch, are absolutely gorgeous inside and out, from the original art on the cards to the metallic accents and on the sleek and sturdy box.

What with all that body hair, we always wondered if Wookiees and Ewoks were somehow related. Now we know the real truth. Be sure to click through the whole gallery for the punch line.

Check out the Aston Martin Super Sport Limited Edition, which will sell for the petty cash price of €7,500,000 (US $9.6M). Only 8 will be made, each with a twin-turbo 5.4-liter V8 that’s got 950 horses.

Not to be outdone by the so cute you’ll want to puke sneezing panda, this little dude from Sichuan, China has his own moves. He’s either got a really itchy back, or some awesome dance moves.

The artisan is the blacksmith evolved. In exchange for gold, raw materials and recipes, he’ll make you magical and socketed items. Help him train and grow his trade and get better items in return.

(NSFW) Growing up is serious business – you have to go to school, pay for stuff, and then you have to make a living. But there’s a surefire way to make your life easier – have rich parents.

No, it’s not actually Jeremy Clarkson beatboxing. Swede Mason remixed the Top Gear host’s lines from the show into a bangin’ party track, and something to tide us over until the next series.

Since it wouldn’t be summertime without someone shredding it on a rope swing by a body of water, check out Mike Wilson killing it on the Truckee River doing 60′ double and triple back flips.

Six of today’s greatest documentarians put their collective skills together to bring Levitt and Dubner’s thought-provoking bestseller about economics and human behavior to the big screen.

This blog comes up with more appropriate titles for popular books, all in the name of fun. The irony is that you actually have to have read half of the books on the blog in order to get the jokes.

Lando’s constituents must be calling for his resignation right now, because he never paid attention to the state of tourism in Cloud City, and yet here he is now, welcoming people to Florida.