Master of horror Wes Craven has been working on this creepy teen flick about a serial killer who swore he’d one day return to kill the 7 children born the night he died. You can guess the rest.

Leave it to the Japanese to create an electronic gadget which lets you humanize any object. These Nikodama eyeballs can be stuck on the face of anything to give it more personality.

Next time you head out to a party, bring your private stash of the good stuff in one of these disposable flasks. Made of flexible mylar, sneak in a couple inconspicuously in your pants.

The House of Air, an indoor trampoline park at Building 926 in the Presidio is “giving flight to the flightless” with dodgeball, open jump time and aerial training. Opens 9/15/10. (Thanks Carter!)

Designed by Cornelius Comanns, the Bufalino is conceptual vehicle which lets you live, work, sleep and drive in a single location. There’s even a sink and a stove. Bathroom not included.

NSFW! Ah geez. We are detecting heavy notes of sadness and bitterness infused with humor in this (unofficial) lyric video for Cee-Lo Green’s upcoming single, F*** You, due out in early October.

While it’s not as intricate as say, the Shi Jindian’s wireframe motorcycle, that doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate the design of Harder Studio’s pixelated ExciteBike, built for this Fuel TV promo.

You know that part where the school bus driver yells at you for not buckling up? Yeah, yeah, who the heck wants to wear a seatbelt on a bus, right? Maybe this short film will teach you a lesson.

The Steelcase Node school desk, available in 12 colors, takes ye olde high school desk/chair combo and modernizes it with improved ergonomics, integrated mobility and simple, no-tool assembly.

The proportions of the Mercedes-Benz 2012 CLS Class remain as slick as ever: long hood, tightly styled frameless side windows and a dynamic roof sweeping back at an angle towards the rear.

Destorm Power turns Kanye West’s single “Power” into a drinking anthem. Freddie Wong contributed the epic parody of West’s music video. No one touch those drinks ’cause they ours!

The Speed Dial can be operated one-handed and without looking at the lock. Apply overlays for letters, numbers, colors, shapes, symbols and make your own custom combo moves.

Cheese goes great with lots of things, but we’re not so sure about Tropicana Japan’s “Orange With Rare Cheese” Flavor, which apparently is meant to taste like orange cheesecake. No thanks.

Some clocks have a pendulum. The Swing Clock, on the other hand is a pendulum. Watch this video to see it in action. Perfect if you’re sick of boring timepieces. Bad if you have motion sickness.

Costume Quest takes the tradition of dressing up for Halloween and kicks it up a notch, with players able to transform into more powerful versions of their costumes. Rainbow unicorn costume FTW!

A home shopping host raves about a picture taken using the camera that he’s selling, but we’re pretty sure his pitch only led viewers to think that there’s something wrong with the device.

Hu-tah! We’re totally digging on this set of 3 stealthy shinobi warrior cookie cutters. Adding swords, nunchaku, or shuriken stars with icing and toothpicks equals a sell out at the next bake sale.

Sumo Science created these short films in which ordinary objects take on each other in a fight to the death. Our favorite moment – when the Walkman stabs the vacuum to get his own guts back.

Jonathan Crawford plays the trombone – but you wouldn’t want to be the one marching in front of him on the glockenspiel in the band, what with his propane-powered trombone.

Ever wanted to make your own mashup video? You could try YouTube’s editor, but it’s not nearly as much fun as YouTube Doubler, which lets you sync up two videos and play them side-by-side.

The Prometheus Watch Company’s Recon 5 mechanical Swiss-made timepiece is evolved from classic World War II flieger designs, and maintains the clean, simple lines of these traditional watches.

The BK Lounge is trying to kill us, for just $12.99, with their New York Pizza Burger: a 9 1/2″ wide “burger” made with 4 Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella, marinara, and pesto sauce.

Biomega is offering 2 new bikes: LDN, with a wishbone shaped one piece carbon fiber frame by Ross Lovegrove, and the aluminum framed NYC by KiBiSi, with nontraditional carbon fiber belt drive.