File this one alongside the glasses-free 3D alternative – a hilariously absurd concept (hoax?) We sure wouldn’t be that calm if we were asked to put a device fitted with razors on our head.

One of the hidden gems on YouTube, Ham Face Girl straddles the fine line between creepy and cute. Her parents can’t stop laughing, oblivious to the fact that they’re nurturing a villain – the Hamnibal.

Thanks to some prodding from the European Union, 14 major cellphone manufacturers – among them Apple, RIM, and Motorola – have agreed to switch to a universal micro-USB charger for their devices.

Kiefer Sutherland’s web series The Confession, about a hit man spilling his secrets to a priest, premieres in March. We like the Jack Bauer-style whispers in the confessional. (Thanks Brendan!)

(NSFW for language) The hilarious narration here only adds to the intrigue of the Honey Badger – fearless, nasty and unstoppable about its eating. Sounds like some people we know. (Thanks Tyler!)

The Can-Am Commander side-by-side may look like a golf cart, but it packs a 85 hp Rotax 1000R EFI engine, 11″ of ground clearance, 1,500 lb towing capacity, and 1,928 in³ of cockpit space.

There are decorating possibilities galore in this blackboard storage cabinet by Peter Jakubik. The only limits are your imagination, or running out of chalk. Kids: absolutely no fingernail scraping.

Some might say UConn Football player Johnny McEntee is a big showoff, doing trick shots in the offseason. Others might say a lot of the stuff he does is staged or fake, but we say it’s just fun.

Designed by Roger Tallon for Lip in the 70’s, the Mach 2000 Chronograph is a classic vintage watch with distinct multi-colored balls that function as the crown and stopwatch pushers. (Thanks Alan!)

Just in time for the post-blizzard: Gambo Design’s electric Beach Boy concept vehicle is designed for warm coastal regions; dropping the top transforms the car into a roomy deck. (Thanks Kevin!)

X-Men: First Class charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga, and reveals a secret history: Prof X and Magneto were not archenemies at first – they were, in fact, the closest of friends. Coming 06/11.

A miserable cubicle dweller discovers that he is the last living relative of H.P. Lovecraft, and that the monsters in the novelist’s books are actually real. Seems pretty fun for a straight-to-DVD flick.

These are the rockers that you were looking for. Junk Food Clothing seem to have rummaged through their art and textiles for the oldest ones they could find to make this vintage-styled shirt.

Sick of seeing 3D movies? Then stop seeing them. It’s that simple. But if you have absolutely no other choice but to watch a 3D movie, whip out these custom glasses and chop off a D.

From the makers of Bayonetta and Vanquish comes Anarchy Reigns, a “multiplayer brawler” featuring characters with fighting styles as distinct as their looks. Out Fall 2011 on Xbox 360 & PS3.

Absent since 1970, Shelby is once again making a convertible version of their Mustang-on-steroids. Choose from a naturally-aspirated 430-hp, supercharged 525-hp or insane 624-hp engine.

Fan of the movie or not, feast your eyes on the fine feathered return of Alex Borstein’s kooky yet familiar Ms. Swan character from Mad TV, as she transforms herself to become the Black Swan.

Aren’t robberies usually hostile acts, filled with tension, fear, and swearing? That’s not the case with this down-on-his-luck man who’s more polite than people we’ve stood in line with at Starbucks.

The 2012 Dodge Charger SRT8 is all about the engine – a new 6.4 L HEMI V8 with 465 hp and 465 lb/ft of torque; other delights include a new front fascia, 4″ dual exhaust and Harmon Kardon stereo.

We’ve already teased the uncannily rendered LA Noire, but this “orientation” trailer gives us more insight into the seamless mix of action and crime-solving adventure in Rockstar’s next big thing.

HP’s first serious tablet runs an optimized version of Palm’s webOS, has a 9.7-inch 1024×768 display, dual-core Snapdragon CPU, front-facing camera, Wi-Fi and an optional 3G model with GPS.

IGN got to play Dragon Age 2 for the PC – the lucky bastards. The game looks a lot better in the video. We also see the new Mass Effect-like dialog options as well as a glimpse at the skill tree.

An achingly short labor of love from veteran animator Rob Pratt, who’s worked on several Disney animated movies including Pocahontas, Hercules and Tarzan. More, Mr. Pratt, more!