We’re going to be honest here and say that maybe we’d consider tasting some of the outrageous things that epicmealtime has cooked up, but candy bacon chicken heart cupcakes? We’ll take a pass.

Here’s an ingenious way to shop in the fast lane from Volkswagen – by using a grocery cart that’s been pimped out with a skateboard. Laugh out loud at the generation gap at 1:15. (Thanks Jørgen!)

The latest BMW concept car, the ConnectedDrive melds sweeping, organic form with TRON-like tech. We love the open-air design, although you could never drive it when it rains. More pics here.

The process behind Holton Rower’s paintings – made by pouring paint and letting gravity take over – is far more fascinating than the finished product. We wonder how long these things take to dry.

Stand in the center of a massive dodgeball fight thanks to a 360-degree camera placed smackdab in the middle of over 1000 balls hurled between students at the University of Alberta, Edmonton.

Any fan of public radio who acknowledges Valentine’s Day ought to get a kick out of these expressions of love, courtesy of the NPR. Fun, nerdy fun for someone’s inbox. (Thanks Tyler!)

Grownup fans of the Pat the Bunny touch and feel book will enjoy Pat the Zombie; the new version has eight revoltingly re-imagined activities, like searching the remains and gutting the zombie.

Paper for the 21st century. Meant for sketching, taking notes or reading documents. It has a 13″ eInk display, with “ink” available in a variety of single colors. A 4-color version is coming too.

It’s not every day that we see a fan-made commercial, but if they’re all as good as Ben McCambridge’s work, we say keep ’em coming. We doubt it’ll fly with parents though.

Now’s our chance to turn the tables! These actually look more disgusting than the ones we previously featured. Don’t worry, it’s actually teriyaki beef jerky. At least that’s what ThinkGeek says.

It’s a bicycle that weighs 73 lbs. If you ask us, it looks like it weighs more. But thanks to its electric motor, it can propel you to 48mph. It’s fitted with Brembo brakes to help you stop The Beast.

A re-telling of the classic game as a teen romance flick with nods to other 80s movies. +1 for the grainy VHS video style. From the guys who brought us Inglorious Plummers and the indie God of War.

Roger Denyer’s latest t-shirt design is for classic car and movie lovers: Miyagi’s Super Wax, a product guaranteed to put a shine on the dullest finish. Use a thin coat and then wax on, wax off.

This funny infographic of things floating around in Kanye West’s head only goes to our theory that even after peeling back the layers, we still have no idea what he’s trying to say. (Thanks Gisel!)

Strap this accessory onto the barrel of that spare M16, M4 or AR-15 rifle you’ve got lying around, and drive fire golf balls as far as 400-yards. Bubba Watson, eat your heart out.

Looking like a cross between an old gramophone and a vuvuzela, this plastic horn clips onto the bottom of your iPhone and amplifies the built-in speaker enough that you can hear it clearly.

See those tiny specks? Missiles. See that blue dot in the middle? You. This HD version of the classic shooter hits Xbox 360 this Spring with more missiles than anyone should ever have to fend off.

A is for Apple, B is for Boring, Z is for ZZZ, right? Not with Fred’s refreshing XYZ Blocks. Brilliantly illustrated by Christian Northeast, they offer all the traditional play value, with bonus chuckles.

Russell Brand, Jennifer Garner and Helen Mirren may be the stars, but to us it looks like Luis Guzmán gets all the best lines in Jason Winer’s Arthur, a modern remake of the 1981 comedy.

Flyweight boxer Usman “Uzzy” Ahmed wins the prize for the best boxing entrance of all time. Unfortunately, it appears his showmanship far outweighs his abilities in the ring.

We like this ceramic Death Star cookie jar simply as sculpture in the kitchen – but we’d be stoked if it was filled with something delicious inside (like sugary, bite-sized Stormtroopers). (Thanks Jon!)

The ultra-light Audi Carbon Ski concept is coming soon; the skis have a wooden core sandwiched by layers of aluminum and titanium and covered in carbon fiber, making them more rigid and agile.

It may not transform, but the Camaro ZL1 is still a hell of a ride. It’s got a 550hp supercharged 6.2L V8 engine, 6-speed manual transmission, Brembo brakes, aluminum hood and better handling.