(NSFW: Language) Superman proposes that he and Batman team up. Batman proposes that Clark shove his proposal up his butt. We hate to say it, but the idiot is right. Hands down the most hilarious of Pete Holmes’ Badman sketches yet.

(NSFW) Tyler Durden never said anything about watching a speedrun of David Fincher’s cult classic. There are a couple of very offensive jokes here – including a split-second reference – but hey, it’s about Fight Club.

(NSFW: Language) Ah, Gotham. If you can make it here, you’ll make it anywhere. Or get lambasted by a random stranger while practicing your musical instrument. This is why we love New York. (Thanks Disco Chicken!)

Yes, in some parts of the world they still have gas station attendants. And at this one station in Russia, they go the extra mile, not only filling your tank, but doing a little dance routine while you wait – assuming you brought a dance floor.

Like the LiveMap, the Skully P-1 is a motorcycle helmet with a heads up display and a built-in GPS. It displays directions, has a rear-view camera and gives you voice control over your smartphone’s basic functions via Bluetooth.

The video may look like a stop-motion animation using cut paper models, but it’s actually 100% computer generated. Pingo van der Brinkloev made the amazingly convincing 3D graphics using Maxon’s Cinema 4D.

Engineer Scott Peters invented a convenient new open-ended magnetic zipper that automatically aligns and locks itself into place. MagZip will be in Under Armour apparel starting in 2014. Skip to 1:08 in the video to skip the marketing spiel.

As desperately as this little guy tries to flap his wings, he’s not going anywhere. Seems like a good setup for a Dreamworks animated feature – except in that one, he finally manages to fly by strapping himself to a toy plane.

An Android smart watch for runners with GPS, accelerometer and Bluetooth. It can be set to measure your heart rate, pace, distance, stride and route. It also works as a watch, timer and mp3 player. Drops 11/1/13 for $399 on Adidas.

Ok, you don’t pull an actual Stingray out of a box, but if you’ve got kids, the Fisher-Price Power Wheels 2014 Corvette Stingray is the next best thing. Relish in the joy of twins Gabe and Garrett opening up theirs and taking it for a spin.

Don’t blink or you might miss this video showing just how insanely fast and well coordinated a Formula 1 pit crew has to be to get their jobs done – as seen from an overhead camera. Why can’t we get tires put on our cars this quick?

Wondering why Watch Dogs is set in Chicago? The city has the most “extensive and integrated camera network” in the U.S. Polygon looks at the city’s multimillion dollar surveillance system and finds that fact is closing in on fiction.

The talented musicians of UK ensemble Vigilante Brass perform an awesome cover Muse’s epic Knights of Cydonia. Now we want to see a college marching band do the same thing at half-time this Sunday.

Blade Runner is frequently identified as an existential cyberpunk thriller, but like many modern works of art it falls under several categories. YouTuber Chet Desmond highlights the film’s noir facet with this wonderful trailer.

Of course what really matters is if the gameplay is solid, but if you’re handing over the next-gen basketball crown strictly on the basis of realistic character models and physics, NBA Live 14 is gonna have a tall hill to climb against 2K14.

The best Kentucky Bourbon from Jim Beam, Booker’s is prepared uncut in small batches and bottled straight from the barrel. Aged six to eight years, it’s a grand 120-130 proof oaky, vanilla experience for your nose and mouth.

The production version of the Concept Ninety, the R nineT is a throwback to BMW Motorrad’s cafe racer roots. It has a 110hp 1170cc 2-cyl. boxer engine and lots of customizable parts, such as the rear frame, tailpipes and telefork.

These tiny wooden crates are perfect for organizing pens, pencils and other small desktop objects. Each one is made from actual pine and stamped with FRAGILE, so you can pretend to be a delivery driver and toss them around.

We always thought that Scarface was a pretty dark movie, but leave it to Matin Comedy to find the humorous moments in Brian DePalma’s classic and turn it into a 1990s sitcom. Though we wanted to hear “Say hello to my little friend!”

Yumaki makes unique toothbrushes in a variety of color combinations and handles made from various plastics and wood. There’s even a grip tape add-on for skateboard fans. They also offer yearly subscriptions and limited edition designs.

Wes Anderson’s latest film follows the misadventures of hotel concierge Gustave H and his sidekick Zero Moustafa, the hotel’s lobby boy. Naturally, the film features an all-star cast, and Anderson’s whimsy and visual panache.

Known to most for his performance as Loki in the Thor and Avengers movies, actor Tom Hiddleston has a talent we didn’t know about. He can bust some serious moves. Watch as he impresses a crowd at an appearance in Korea.

IKEA encourages adults to treat their house as a playground and to turn daily chores into fun activities with their kids. Preferably with the help of IKEA furniture. The song is Playin’ with My Friends by Masters in France.