(NSFW: Language) A man filled with interesting trivia gets into trouble when the people around him get addicted to enlightenment. Apparently none of these people have heard of Vsauce. Or YouTube. Or the Web. Or books.

Create legal street art by writing messages in the layer of dirt and filth coating many smooth-surfaced urban objects. This fat-tipped marker writes using soapy water, so your art will be washed away in the next big rainstorm.

The Tattooed Bakers made a cake that will either impress or depress you, depending on how much you love unicorns. The life-size unicorn cake has rainbow-colored layers and edible gold leaf-embossed hooves and horn.

By splitting its snowboards in two, Dual lets you pull off all sorts of new and fun wintertime tricks, since your feet can now move independently, though they appear to be more for short, shallow runs and rail grinding, not big flips.

(NSFW: Language) Comic Book Girl Lindsay Ames puts her incredible cardboard Robocop costume to good use, reenacting a scene from the original film in her full paper regalia. Perhaps a better idea than a reboot of the franchise.

(NSFW: Language) Ever tried to explain how a game works to your friends only to have them disregard your instructions and soldier on? This skit will make you want to slap them. Because clueless gaming looks like a hoot.

Anki Drive toy cars drive on their own. You use an iOS app to tell them to fire weapons, speed up and more. The cars have different strengths, and they level up and gain abilities. The starter set drops 10/23/13 for $199 at Apple Stores.

Bose steps onto Sonos’ turf with SoundTouch, a series of speakers that wirelessly stream music from the Internet, AirPlay or your personal library with a dead-simple setup. The smallest speaker has its own battery for mobile use.

A very special ceramic coffee mug, made using 3D printing tech to create its clay mold. Yes, $99 is a lot to spend on a coffee cup, but true caffeine addicts should consider it a worthwhile investment. Also available as an espresso cup.

During a training mission in 1970, the F-106 plane that Retired Maj. Gary Foust was piloting went into an unrecoverable flat spin. He ejected, assuming the plane would crash. And then the plane went into “It’s cool bro, I got this” mode.

If you liked the brogued Jack Purcell, check out Paul Smith’s Merced sneaker. It combines the formal look of traditional wingtips with the comfort of casual sneakers. It has a cognac leather upper and a vulcanized rubber midsole.

Want to know how to speak like they do in jolly old England? Listen well to drama professor and voice coach David Ley’s tips, which he gamely demonstrates on the fly. His ability to switch accents in a split second is amazing.

Nathan Tobiason turns saving your spare change into a fun and creative activity. The Vertical Coin Bank turns your coins into a dynamic display, and it shows you how much you’ve saved at a glance. You can hang it or leave it freestanding.

The crew of the offshore supply ship Bourbon Peridot were cruising through Western Africa, and for some reason decided to create their own very special version of the music video for Toto’s 1982 hit Africa. Your move, Deadliest Catch.

We always thought it took giant machinery to split a block of granite, but Dennis Carter uses his 2-pound hammer and chisels to crack this 26,000 pound block of Deer Isle granite in two. We love the sounds made by the process.

Like the Copenhagen Wheel, the FlyKly Smart Wheel turns any bicycle into a hybrid. Its motor switches on when you pedal, and will easily let you reach up to 20mph. It also locks your bike and can track it if it gets stolen.

Hong Kong-based sculptor Johnson Tsang loves to push the limits of ceramic art. One of his latest pieces is A Painful Pot, an incredible vase being constricted by a dragon. You can see work in progress shots on his website.

Like Honest Logos, Honest Slogans uses the magic of image editing to add a dash of hilarious transparency to the identities of popular brands. Crest and Kool-Aid need to make their honest slogans official right this instant.

Taking place after KH 3D: Dream Drop Distance, Kingdom Hearts III brings back the gang from the first game: Goofy, Donald, King Mickey and Sora, who’s now a teenager. The game will be released for the PS4 and the Xbox One.

Scale is a first-person open-world puzzle game. It gives you a gun that can change the size of objects and even the level itself. Be sure to read about the game’s hilarious premise as well. It will be released for Windows, OS X and Linux.

(NSFW: Language) Superman proposes that he and Batman team up. Batman proposes that Clark shove his proposal up his butt. We hate to say it, but the idiot is right. Hands down the most hilarious of Pete Holmes’ Badman sketches yet.

(NSFW) Tyler Durden never said anything about watching a speedrun of David Fincher’s cult classic. There are a couple of very offensive jokes here – including a split-second reference – but hey, it’s about Fight Club.

(NSFW: Language) Ah, Gotham. If you can make it here, you’ll make it anywhere. Or get lambasted by a random stranger while practicing your musical instrument. This is why we love New York. (Thanks Disco Chicken!)