(NSFW: Language) Like Blanka before him, it turns out that Mario is a serious troll. At least if this amusing compilation of fail videos from Pastek is to be believed. We think every clip needs to end with the Mario death theme.

Remember when skate videos came on tape? 5BORO NYC remembers. It has skateboard decks with prints that emulate the logos of VHS tape brands. Best of all, they’re not sold off as art and slapped with insane price tags.

You’ll have to watch competitive biker Szymon Godziek’s insane mountain bike Tsunami flip a few times to understand the sheer amount of strength and coordination required to pull off such a difficult trick.

Designed to handle just about anything you can throw at it, Ricoh’s action cam is waterproof to 30 feet, shock-resistant to 6-foot drops, dust-proof, and cold-resistant. Shoots ultra-wide-angle video at 1080p/30 resolution and 14mp stills.

The kindergarten teacher of YouTuber Jon H’s son gave the child a paper to help him practice reading sight words at home. Like the legendary shape-namer, the kid was committed to following his teacher’s instructions.

Kai Zammit’s sci-fi film envisions a not-too-distant future London in which police officers are now “Peacekeepers” – who deal out justice in the streets. While it owes a debt to Dredd, Robocop, and Almost Human, it stands on its own.

A baby black bear found its way onto a green at Fairmont Hot Springs Resort’s Mountainside Golf Club in British Columbia, and proceeded to clown around with the flag. We wonder if a bear moving your ball is a penalty stroke.

(Gore) You know those stick figure martial arts fight animations? The Ninja Action series is just like that, but turned up to 11. Eleventy billion. Alexey “dex00” Yurevich says he made the first episode over a 9-year period.

The Auralnauts usually redubs the dialog from classic movies with hilarious results – in this case, they pulled a musicless music video with the ending of Star Wars: A New Hope. More fun here, here and here.

Stock video company Dissolve summarized the story of 14 popular movies using only its cache of stock footage. March of the Penguins was a cop out, but we’ll let that slide. The descriptions are as funny as the editing.

Start your morning off with a bang with this ceramic mug that gets its form through the wonders of 3D printing. Designed by Augusto, it’s available in one of several gloss colors or matte black. I like my coffee like my gunpowder… black.

It’s hard to believe the guys behind The Last of Us have been around since the ’80s. Celebrate Naughty Dog’s humble beginnings through Crash Bandicoot, Uncharted and beyond. Full-length tribute premieres 10/4/14 at Gallery Nucleus.

Calm the Ham’s third print in her Filmography series features 115 guns from film and television, from Dirty Harry to Star Wars. The illustration is also available on a t-shirt, as well as in an expanded book version.

Driver Rickard Nilsson and his racing team took another old tractor and turned it into a 225 horsepower driftmobile. Watch as Rickard hoons around, burning rubber, and only flipping the top-heavy vehicle once. We love roll cages!

While it looks like ordinary spraypaint, D.E.P. works just like dry-erase markers, letting you create temporary graffiti on whiteboards or windows. It erases easily with a paper towel. Too bad it’s only available in black at this point.

Jon Heder dusts off his eponymous character from Napoleon Dynamite to send his regards and well-wishes to Mary Elizabeth, a young cancer patient. Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… and nice guy skills.

The Top Gear Festival in Australia didn’t just have a silly slow race, it also had the opposite. Red Bull drivers Mark Webber, Jamie Whincup and Casey Stoner pit their respective rides in an extremely unfair but also very fun “race.”

Middle of Beyond pokes fun at traditional tiger rugs with its tongue-in-cheek, animal-friendly, rug hand-tufted from acrylic fibers. Measures 72″ x 44″ with a 7mm pile. If cats aren’t your thing, then maybe Sasquatches are.

If you need a taxi in Aspen, Colorado, you might want to take a a ride with Jon Barnes, owner of the most pimped-out cab ever. It’s a traveling party wagon loaded with disco lighting, a Casio, and even an electronic drum kit.

The 2015 2 Series Convertible bears BMW’s trademark boat deck look. Its soft-top opens and closes in 20s, even while driving at up to 30mph. The rear-wheel drive roadster has turbocharged four– or six-cylinder engine variants.

(NSFW: Language) YouTuber Paul Gale takes us through the perspective of a Starbucks barista who often spells his customer’s names wrong. He does it because his life sucks. And because you need something to post online.

Artist Rianna of DuctTapeDesigns creates awesome supehero and pop culture images using colored duct tape as her primary medium. Dexter and Iron Man are our faves. Wonder if she’ll ever use scented duct tape.

Wanna know what separates a trip to the hospital from a funny viral video? A helmet. YouTuber Cameron Kirkner shares his friend Cameron’s adrenaline-infused outburst after a scary skateboard crash.