“People keep asking me if I’m back… Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back.” Wait, wrong hero. But here’s a grizzled Jack going ham on an army of robot insects as if they broke into his house and killed his dog. In all timelines.

GQ Magazine gathered up 1-star reviews of famous landmarks around the world, and asked Sir Patrick Stewart to read them to us. Some of the reviews sound like snarky Reddit plants, but we could listen to Patrick read the manual for our dishwasher and he’d still have our attention.

Phighter Images’ aviation-themed tables are custom built from the ribs of airplane wings integrated with a sturdy metal base. Sizes range from a 4 ft coffee table ($5500+) or 6 ft desk ($7700+) to a massive 28 ft conference table, and can be embellished with custom artwork.

Who can say what this girl took/or if it’s a/natural high? Redditor santiSC of Vital Events says they let the lady in this video be on their guest list for life in exchange for using this shot of her from their EDM music festival Wobbleland. They win, we win, her mind lost.

Casio is calling the new color schemes on the GA710 “garish” but we just call them “awesome.” The B-Boy inspired gloss black and gold metallic is our fave, but the black/silver and black/blue semi-matte designs are slick too.

“Time speeds up, it slows down, it melts. You may be out there for 3 hours at a time but you can’t recall any one particular moment.” Filmmaker Adrian Bonvento shares the thoughts of the Stevenson Motorsports team at the 2017 24 Hours of Daytona in this perfect short film.

Trappist-1 is a star that’s 39 light years away from the Earth. Astronomers recently shared that they found seven planets orbiting Trappist-1, and that all of them could have liquid water and thus could support life. Learn more about our neighbors here.

(PG-13: Language) Animator Piotr Kabat created this fantastic graphic interpretation of Travis Bickle’s darkly poetic monologue from Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver. The minimal style and scheme echoes the bleak backdrop of the skeezier side of 1970s New York City.

Editor Brian Carroll follows up his compilation of top-down shots with another reel of films in which the camera hovers above the action. Note to actors: If the script calls for this, there’s a good chance your soul is leaving your body. The track is Down by Run the Jewels f/Joi.

From special effects masters Weta Workshop comes Giant Killer Robots: Heavy Hitters. It’s a board game about corporate mechs salvaging abandoned cities for profit. Pick your mech and pilot and either salvage the most resources or destroy the enemy mechs.

(PG-13: Language) The Hydraulic Press Channel claims to have gotten their claws on some actual Adamantium, and from the looks of their latest video, it seems plausible. Though it’s far more likely that they’re just doing a sponsored promo video for Logan.

A while back, we featured Taybles’ awesome, but pricey cassette tape coffee table. They recently launched a Kickstarter to bring down the cost so more of us can enjoy one, complete with the hidden compartment, drink holders, and dry erase top for customizing your mix.

Thanks to Marvel’s hit movies, more and more fans are being introduced to the hyperbolic world of superhero comic books. Variant Comics gives us casuals a look at how far the dragon balling goes with this list of the Marvel world universe multiverse’s gods.

Indian Motorcycle’s tourer is ready to take on the longest road trips, and features gorgeous vintage styling elements like a leather trunk for helmets and fringed saddlebags, and modern amenities like a 7-inch infotainment system, 100-watt audio, and an adjustable windscreen.

Epic How To provides a brief lesson in physics, and delves into but a few of the complexities that stand between us and the ability to turn an 88mph trip in a DeLorean or a blue police box into a journey through space and time.

From graphic novelist Dash Shaw comes My Entire High School Sinking into the Sea. It’s an animated comedy set in a high school that was built over a fault line. As the title implies, disaster strikes and a micro post-apocalyptic world breaks out. Drops Spring 2017.

We took the latest Discovery for a road trip across Utah and Arizona, and this versatile 7-seater proved it has the chops to live up to the Land Rover name, taking on sand, mud, snow, dirt, rocks, rain, and even towing a distressed semi along the way. Full review on 95octane.

Adesso’s latest keyboard shirks modern design conventions, and goes for a retro typewriter look. Despite its antique style round keytops, it’s got everything you expect in a modern keyboard, including spill resistance, N-Key rollover, and precise Kaihl Blue switches.

Magnetic Games demonstrates a neat effect that happens when placing tiny magnets between larger magnets and a surface made from pyrolytic graphite, a material which is weakly repelled by them. Think that spinning bit is cool? Check out more maglev magic here.

A brief prologue to Ridley Scott’s upcoming Alien: Covenant, introducing us to the crew as they have one final meal and prepare for what is surely their last good night’s cryosleep before they’re ripped apart by xenomorphs.

Mixtape Club, author Adam Gidwitz, and illustrator R Kikuo Johnson created this beautifully animated short film inspired by ancient Japanese folklore, in which a young girl finds herself in unwelcoming surroundings after leaving behind a mysterious past.

Burger Fiction updates the list that’s guaranteed to set off cinephiles (“How Green Was My freakin’ Valley?!?!”). Here’s a compilation of all the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture, from Wings to Spotlight, as well as this year’s nominees.

Braeön (“brawn”) is a lightweight and heat-sensitive plastic that comes in a thin roll. It melts at low temperature, allowing you to cut, join and shape it. When it hardens, it becomes stronger than steel and resistant to moisture, cold and abrasion.