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Retrowerk’s Steampunk Watches come straight out of a Jules Verne novel, with worn steel and brass cases and a telescopic lever system; some include compasses and glow in the dark.

Newly launched, UK-based BOOM!’s tees have a simple, witty style that we dig (with a cool site to boot); CMYCAKE and Lorem Ipsum appeal to designers, while Ewoks will love Sorry.

For 2009 Maurice Lacroix’s Masterpiece Lune Retrograde watch takes on modern sensibilities with a skeleton dial; large 46mm case houses a calendar and displays moon phases.

Constantly yelling “I’m BATMAN!” is a one way ticket to Arkham, unless you’re wearing this convincing Full Image Hoodie; it sports eye holes that let you see out while others can’t see in.

Crooks & Castles’ Utility Check Backpack features a checkerboard weave that sets it apart from other bags; is also includes suede lower panels, a foam padded back and laptop sleeve.

Nike takes the US Military’s classic M-1965 field jacket and gives it an organic makeover with this Hemp-blend 65 Jacket; it’s water resistant and lined with red satin for warmth and comfort.

With an extruded aluminum case and gold mechanical elements, Roland Iten’s ritzy Credit Card Dispenser is only for the credit limit-endowed; a trigger shoots out four cards at a time.

Flip the bird in medieval style with these Steel Gauntlets; although they’re made with chrome-finished heavy steel, the fingers are open which you file those “knightly” TPS reports.

Nobody does pure, unadulterated pwnage like a Sith Lord; destined to strike fear into the hearts of n00bs everywhere, this appropriately “Dark” Darth J!NX tee sports the J!NX mascot.

The original Ventura was the world’s first battery-driven electrical watch, so it’s fitting that this upsized XXL edition gets an automatic movement while keeping its iconic triangular case.

Prada’s Novo Calfskin Boots are an interesting mix of high-end dress shoes and low-rise boots; it sports gored sides and tire tread soles, all wrapped in swank black calfskin leather.

We honestly don’t know what the heck is going on in this Taper Matter tee, but anything with anthrophomorphic cassettes and a giant disembodied mouth works fine for us.

The classic wayfarer design gets a sleek and modern update with these Frameless Wayfarers, exclusive to UO and dirt cheap; they feature mirrored lenses and metallic hardware.

We’ve always wondered what happened to the clumsy ninjas; this Ninja Toon tee by Spain-based dobodob explains everything: they apparently hack themselves into oblivion.

Romain Jerome’s latest Titanic-inspired watch is the T-oxy III Skeleton chronograph, so named for its bare-it-all aesthetic and tourbillon; the bezel is made from Titanic’s steel.

Baracuta’s G9 jacket gets a modern update thanks to a Kent & Curwen collab; cotton is swapped out for perfed leather, although the classic Fraser tartan plaid lining remains.

Forget those cheapy knife-in-the-head Halloween gags–this Gaping Hole Costume uses a digital camera and a DVD player strapped to your stomach to simulate a very bad ulcer.

Oakley’s S.I. Assault Boot is the civvy version of gear made for the Elite Special Forces; it features ample wet/dry traction, a moisture-wicking liner and urethane shock absorption.

A must for any retro arcade fan, Neil Gregory’s A Simple Plan t-shirt shows that all space invasions start off easily enough; just be sure you can survive the inevitable hail of pixels.

Even at the age of 68, French designer agnes b. continues to keep things fresh with this DC Shoes collab; the lightly perfed leather and classic colors will launch in Paris next month.

Using a hard to rip material normally reserved for USPS mail envelopes, Rick Owens’ Funnell Tyvek Leather Jacket sports a light to dark gradient, distressed leather and an oversized collar.

Slotted between a sleeve and a messenger, J. Fold’s Vertical Laptog Bag features a sleek case that still manages to protect 15″ laptops; a hidden fold-out pocket holds your accessories.

It’s amazing what a few pixels can do, but these Pacman tees by LowRez.de might just leave you looking over your shoulders for yellow disembodied heads with a taste for pellets.