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Lance Armstrong may be a great rider, but it doesn’t hurt to befriend an alien with a few levitating tricks up his towel; this Race Advantage tee will have you phoning home in no time.

Your Harley-riding friends may think you more Joker than Batman with thisDark Knight motorcycle suit, but being Gotham’s guardian requires certain sacrifices – and a lot of Spandex.

Available at Teextile, Wallstreet’s Camouflage t-shirt is full of win for puzzle fans; a fugitive Tetris block finds shelter, but we’re sure it’s no chip off the old block for that Rubik’s Cube.

KR3W’s Stealth Watch manages to be both stealthy and flashy; the former due to a slick, nearly pure-black colorway, the latter thanks to a giant 46mm hydraulic stamped steel case.

The Supra NS Fall 2009 line keeps shapes intact, opting instead to tweak textures with separate Distressed, Pony Fur and Wild Life series; several are already available at Factory 413.

Inspired by gardening bags, Porter’s Union bag is a hybrid tote and backpack; easy top access does come at a price, as it is wide open at the top–but for lugging tools it can’t be beat.

It’s the accessory that no hardcore D&D player can be without: Evil Mad Scientist Labs’ d20/d12 Bags of Holding are pure polygonal bliss; each includes a handle cord and zipper.

A perfect match for the Wi-fi t-shirt, this Wi-fi Detector Cap turns you into a beacon of bandwidth for web freeloaders everywhere; it sports a glowing UL display that senses 802.11b/g.

It’ll just be yada yada if you’re not a fan of Seinfeld or Risk, but The Ukraine is Weak is a surefire way to elicit instant camaraderie amongst followers of Kramer and The Soup Nazi.

Oakley’s Gascan shades may be inspired by muscle cars, but these special edition Bob Burnquist specs are fuel sippers: they’re made with recycled materials and sport bamboo accents.

Tag Heuer’s Monaco watch gets the custom treatment with Bamford Watch Department; choose your own colors for up to nine elements, including the logo, markers and more.

Perhaps we’re in an alternate reality, but Super’s extra-thick Ciccio frames are both nerdy and cool; choose the dark grey Grigio Topos with clear lens or white Avorios with dark lens.

We can almost reach out and feel the plush cushioning of Adidas’ Stan Smith Comfort Pack; they’re Trefoil Mid Ws with an extra-soft midsole and 3D Adidas Trefoil Patch; gold or white.

Inspired by the boxing posters of old, The Knuckle Collision depicts the ultimate thumb wrestling showdown, complete with missing digits and trash-talking prehensile pugilists.

Diddo’s Shark Attack Wetsuit gives new meaning to carving the waves: it’s part of a series of texture-mapped suits that include anatomic musculature, rust and whale shark patterns.

Honoring Michael Jordan’s 60+ point games and his 1986 game vs Larry Bird, the Bulls vs Celtics Pack sports two Air Jordan 1 Hi Retros in complementary red and green colorways.

Forget Fort Knox: Adidas’ Scheinfeld Vault is a true treasure trove for sneaker fans, with over 60 years of first edition classic shoes from the 1964 Supergrip to the ZX8000 series.

Ludwig’s Ranger Jacket is a military jacket for both the hard working and hardly working; made with 100% cotton broken twill, it features magnetic buttons and a drawcord waist.

Chrome’s Soyuz Bag hits the sweet spot for semi-athletic geeks: you’ll get a waterproof side-access laptop compartment, molded back panel with air mesh and four external cargo pockets.

We’d be exaggerating if we called Fairweather Friends’ Whoop Ass t-shirt even remotely witty, but sometimes a big can of Captain Obvious is just what Dr. Heinz ordered.

Everyone loves a captive audience, which is why this Open Mic t-shirt is perfect for gifted gabbers: it’s made by Virginia-based Brand of the Free and is a nod to freedom of speech.

Designed for surfers, Nixon’s Ground Swell Backpack features a water-resistant shell, wetsuit pocket, front organizer, waterproof wax pocket and a padded, reinforced back panel.

A Very Naughty Bear dispenses with any notions that the real life animal kingdom is anything like Winnie the Pooh; still, we had no idea that Piglet and Rabbit were carnivores.