Awesome Style

It’s a frightening thing, but everything we know about G.I. Joe–from the USS Flagg to Snakeyes to Serpentor–can be summed up in this amazingly eloquent The Battle tee. Thanks, Chris!

Vans Syndicate teams up with Shawn Stussy’s new Double S brand with these limited edition AV Sk8-Lows; available in navy or black, each is made with premium leather and ballistic nylon.

Made from the same fabric used in the aerospace industry, Ragged Edge’s wallets mix carbon fiber and laminate sailcloth, which is durable, waterproof, odor free and flexible.

We’re pretty sure this isn’t what Ray, Egon, Winston and Venkman were referring to when they said, “Dont cross the streams,” but this t-shirt shows that it’s a dual-use safety tip.

Praesto’s first watch, the Modern Fliegeruhr is hard to say but easy on the eyes with SuperLuminova markings, 44 mm stainless steel case, Miyota movement and sapphire crystal.

Available in 13″, 15″ and 17″ sizes, Malcolm Fontier’s Diplomat messenger bags are sophisticated yet durable with a PU coated canvas shell, neoprene gadget pockets and linen lining.

Rob Dobi has just released Series 9 of his popular Full Bleed t-shirt line; his quirky, yet thought-provoking silhouettes continue to please, with Curtain Call and Color Theory our top picks.

Lexon hits the sweet spot for stylish austerity with its Black Watch (LM 102); it features an IP black steel case, Miyota movement, and phosphorescent white or orange indices.

Pure genius, but also pure annoyance, too: Shirts Taste Good features t-shirts based on Internet memes, with classics like Rick Rollin’, the Aluminum Falcon and Don’t Tase Me, Bro.

Literally turning frowns upside down, the Smiley Factory isn’t the happy place you’d imagine; if anything, this t-shirt is a surprisingly poignant (and eery) metaphor for life.

Tom Jodd’s arduino-powered Eyebrow Hat is goofiness in the name of science: it’s run by an array of servos and potentiometers that adjust the pitch and height of the eyebrows.

Named after a trendy Barcelona street, Adidas’ Avinyo Watch gets a refresh with a silver on black colorway; it’s actually a polycarbonate case with perfed PU leather strap.

Arsenal 43’s woven button-ups are distinctly military with scattered patches, shoulder epaulettes and metal tags; available in six colors, each is as diverse as the branches of service.

Diesel’s Bad Ass watches are our kind of timepieces: the largest packs a giant, 65 mm finely-etched case, quadruple displays (including a digital readout) and 5 ATM of water resistance.

As if from a 1980s vision of the future, WeSC’s Pick Up headphones have a plastic and metal that’s at once forward looking and retro; they sport 30 mm drivers with 120 dB sensitivity.

The Hot Red contrasting pockets drew us in, but we’re wowed by the special coating on Nike’s NSW Boston FZ Hoody: it’s fully waterproof from the 80/20 cotton/terry to the RiRi zippers.

Part of Nixon’s Fall 2009 line-up, the minimalist Newton gets a digital facelift with a simple two-line display; the pixels are actually a better fit for the square case than the original analog.

Available today (7/26) only: Winter Artwork’s BTR FSTR STRGR tshirt is equal parts Soviet propaganda and retro-robot lovin’ with a bit of Daft Punk and Red Alert for good measure.

Ferrari’s Lap Time Chronograph is designed for budget-oriented fans; you’ll still get a black stainless steel case with tach, multifunction Anadigit display and luminescent hands.

Worn in the 1940s by the French Foreign Legion and known for its sturdy rubber sole, Palladium Boots relaunches this summer with three styles (Baggy, Hi and Oxford) and updated finishes.

Those of us who are aesthetically challenged have nothing on this Pixel Monsters and Freaks tee, available this week at teextile; there’s no argument here: these creatures are fug-ugly.

Australian eyewear brand Colab’s 2009/2010 collection has begun trickling out to retailers; eclectic is the name of the game, with artists given complete freedom to design frames.

Teaser shots they may be, but tingled our Jedi senses are: Marc Ecko has revealed Star Wars watch renders which are being made in collaboration with Timex. Thanks, John!