Awesome Funny Stuff

This YouTube classic features what appears to be a drunk woman calling her crush. But she got the wrong number and rambled endlessly at mixtapevolumeone instead. Poor girl. We hope you’ve found someone to likes yo-yos with!

Conan’s San Diego Comic-Con show revealed the actors hoping to replace Hugh Jackman, who has said that Wolverine 3 will be his last performance as the clawed Canadian. Our money’s on Betty White.

Meet the prince of the rumba beat. This confident fellow danced his heart out to Joseph Norman’s Cuban Pete at a public swimming pool, borrowing Jim Carrey’s moves from his classic scene in The Mask.

Johnny Depp took a break from filming Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales to visit Lady Cilentro Children’s Hospital as Jack Sparrow in both costume and character. He also had a message for all ill children.

Due to the financial situation in Greece, there are strict daily limits on ATM cash withdrawals. Perhaps the Greek government should fly in this cat from Israel to help enforce its policies.

This hilarious take on ’60s educational films teaches us the right way to ride a motorcycle with another dude. We’re thinking The Siamese Twins method is the least likely to get you into trouble. Directed by Alex Vivian and Cris Balmaceda.

(PG-13 Language) In Devon Avery’s short film, a man meets a woman on a park bench, but fails to impress her. Fortunately, he’s got unlimited do-overs. There are consequences, though. Selected for the Sploid Short Film Festival.

What your are about to witness is the raver’s version of blue balls. EDM duo Mashd N Kutcher had the audacity to pull off a Best Drops Ever in one of their live sets. That was cruel. And funny.

A kid unwittingly used a patch of ice and a shovel to recreate a classic grunge riff. Judging from some of the YouTube comments this video literally separates the men from the boys. You whippersnappers and your Foo Fighters.

Like most of us, Keegan isn’t interested in hearing what telemarketers have to say.  But the telemarketer isn’t interested in talking to him either. We’d rather have the WWE pay-per-view pitch though.

Saatchi & Saatchi London’s Pampers commercial features slow-motion videos of babies’ faces while pooping, dramatically set to Also sprach Zarathustra. You can tell Polka Dot Onesie here let out a big one.

Who knew Bad Blood would be a good Def Leppard song? Ten Second Songs covers Taylor Swift’s single in the style of Joe Elliott, Janis Joplin and more, including a couple of hilarious “singers.” His Eddie Vedder impression is spot on.

A man in Russia shows off some cold war era playground equipment that seems more like something the KGB would use for interrogations than something kids should be playing on. Even if the guy fit better, the rides still look awful.

Here we go. Suidobashi Heavy Industry has accepted MegaBots‘ challenge for a mech duel. And they want melee combat. Leaders of the world, let’s have peace and prosperity so we’ll all live to see giant robots punching each other.

(PG-13 Language) The Smoke Bomb Boys love setting off fireworks and saying f**k. James P. Gannon’s comedy short film is a wonderfully shot and refreshing twist on the coming-of-age story. Music by Diarrhea Planet.

(PG-13) YouTuber Ozzy Man Reviews breaks down Mexican weather reports. Specifically, the regular weather reports of Televisa Monterrey’s Yanet Garcia. Thanks to her, we learned that Mexico experiences numbers and such.

Inside Amy Schumer imagines an on-call emergency service that will listen attentively to anything you want to talk about. Well, almost anything. We wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes a real thing.

We’re not sure what Ollie the Schnauzer is trying to say here, but we think he sounds a bit like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons in dog form. Somebody needs to songify this now.

The crime: ruining toilet paper. The suspect: a French bulldog, caught with said toilet paper still wrapped around its speechless being. The eyewitness: a bullmastiff willing to testify, perhaps in exchange for protection.

Hillary Rae and her friends went cage diving and got their money’s worth when a great white shark just went for it and tried to chew through their cage. This is one of the times when the line between “best” and “worst” is incredibly thin.

(PG-13) Conan O’Brien embarrasses his assistant and her friends, crashing their night out to watch his buddy Chay Tay Tay and the other studs in Magic Mike XXL. Along the way, the ladies bust some myths regarding the male anatomy.

A very silly customer asked Clyde Wraps to turn his brand new Volkswagen Transporter Sportline into a rust bucket. The custom wraps were so convincing the owner said cops pulled him over asking what was up with his ride.

Barry the bedlington terrier not only looks perfectly at home behind the wheel of this miniature 1957 Rolls-Royce drophead, but he actually knows how to drive it. When he runs out of gas he can always ride his tricycle.