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“Oh, I’ll just have a salad” takes on a new meaning thanks to EpicMealTime; their superhealthy ingredients include cow lettuce, spicy pepperoni carrots, pork croutons and creamy beer dressing.

It’s the final frame of Josh Scanlon’s round at the Team USA bowling trials; he rolls 2 strikes before attempting a third, but things go slightly awry. Too bad the pins he hits don’t count. (Thanks Jon!)

Ricepirate’s hysterically funny typographical video features an epic voice actor’s performance of a game review rant by a 13 year old, committing to all its grammatical belligerence. (Thanks Jorgen!)

Fitness enthusiasts should check out the Norseman, an epic triathlon in Norway. It starts in a fjord and finishes on a mountaintop at 1,850 M above sea level; total ascent is 5,000 M. (Thanks Seth!)

This commercial for UK beverage J2O has absolutely nothing to do with fruity soft drinks, but it has everything to do with funny. If America’s Got Talent had these judges, we’d tune in every week.

Actually there’s nothing wrong with the dog. In fact, everything is all good. The couch is perfect, so comfy, that pup just doesn’t want to leave. Shot using a Canon 5D Mk II with a 50mm 1.4 lens.

It may not be shaped like a telephone box, but we’re inclined to believe that this train car in Poland is actually a Time Lord’s spaceship. It’s definitely bigger on the inside than the outside.

Before anyone out there gets ready to flip out at the amusement park, you should know that the NJ State Fair closed the ride down for the WFPF to film these sick parkour moves. Kids: no, you may not.

The editors of Cracked.com prove the truth is funnier than fiction in the textbook teachers never wanted you to read: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts.

The CGI wizards at Charlex created this brilliantly animated film about a day in the life of a rat who finds himself in an extraordinary situation on his quest for an elusive bag of Cheezy Poofs.

While cats are supposed to land on their feet, that saying was written with the assumption that there is gravity present. The rule doesn’t quite apply when kitty is floating in space.

Many classic video games were relatively easy once you figured out the patterns. This German clip shows us what those games might have been like if they had a slightly higher difficulty mode.

Michael Caine has come across so many products that feature an imitation of his voice, he reckons he can do a Michael Caine impersonation as well. We think these blokes do a better job though.  

Cocoon routes your web browsing through an SSL-secured proxy to make it private. It also provides disposable email boxes and online storage of your browsing history. 45-day free trial avail.

(NSFW: Language) Actually, we’re not quite sure if it’s friction that was lost in this tweaked copy of GTA IV, just that something essential was lost, turning the game into hell’s version of Frogger.

Need a good laugh today? Watch this guy singing Montel Jordan’s This is How We Do It (It’s Friday Night) on a Kentucky Public Access channel that was broadcasting local karaoke. (Thanks Ron!)

Finally, a way of viewing 3D video without wearing glasses! Let’s watch it in act- OHMYGOD stop the clip stop the clip stop the clip WTF was that?! So uh, yeah, glasses. Glasses are the future.

Björk’s Post was possibly (maybe) one of the best albums of the 1990s. A little while back, Stereogum got together some of today’s more adventurous artists to record a free downloadable tribute album.

Conan O’Brien’s flamboyant alterego superhero, The Flaming C, has returned – oven mitt, fishnets, golf shoes and all – to make a very special guest appearance on Young Justice. (Thanks Matt!)

How many times have you been walking down the street, and you think some dude is talking to you, when he’s on his stupid Bluetooth headset. Here, Ed Bassmaster milks the concept for chuckles.

A stretched ’05 Kawasaki ZX-10 piloted by Nick “Apex” Brocha takes on a Corvette-powered RX-7 driven by Jim Guthrie in a twisty, high speed drifting battle. Who will win? (Thanks Matt!)

Kurt Kuenne’s award-winning short film tells the story of parking attendant Hugh Newman, who can make anyone feel good by complimenting them. Anyone except the girl of his dreams, that is.

A while ago we saw Mario flip out because Peach always gets kidnapped. Turns out there could be more to that. Listen to these two ungrateful misunderstood women tell their side of the story.