(NSFW: Language, Gore) Ready for some blood and guts? Sit back and drink in over 34 minutes of Sylvester Stallone taking down baddies in this extensive tally of every time Sly killed on screen. Damn, we need to watch DeathRace 2000 again.
It’s the Raging Bull versus the Italian Stallion. Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone play boxing rivals who come out of retirement to fight one more time in this holiday comedy. We really hope this doesn’t poop on their legacies.
Sylvester Stallone stars as a man whose profession is to test the security of prisons, when he ends up wrongly imprisoned in the most secure prison ever built, and must try to break out – with the help of Ahnold, of course.
Imagine Conan the Barbarian or Khal Drogo going up against a 66-year-old. Light work, right? Not if the old man happens to be Rocky. Or Rambo. Or Lincoln Hawk. Damn Sly, you ripped.
Liam Hemsworth and Yu Nan join the ass-kicking ensemble in Simon West’s The Expendables 2; hired for a simple job, things go awry and the team goes haywire for payback. (Thanks Edward!)
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