“Do you see the hotdog stand behind you? I need you to go buy a hotdog.” “Those hotdogs are like $14 man!” Matt Damon’s promotes his Jason Bourne charity partnership with Omaze by trying to enlist random people in a covert operation.
A bit more becomes illuminated in the second trailer for Ridley Scott’s The Martian, where we catch a deeper glimpse into the hostile circumstances Astronaut Mark Watney must face in order to survive, both mentally and physically.
The NFL is still investigating the deflated footballs in the AFC championship game, but Jimmy Kimmel already has a police lineup of New England folk willing to take the blame. Including pre-Super Soldier Serum Steve Rogers.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon – or Matt Damon and Ben Affleck – urge you to donate to their causes. As soon as they stop their pissing contest. Each $10+ donation earns you a raffle ticket, with the prize being a day w/ MattFleck.
The Coens are coming, the Coens are coming: a spunky 14-year old girl sets out to avenge her father’s death with the help of an aging, drunken, one-eyed marshal in True Grit, out on Christmas.