Just because xenomorphs are acid-spitting, victim disemboweling creatures doesn’t mean they don’t know how to party: your heart will literally be bursting with joy on Burst Day.
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Because the only thing scarier than a room filled with monsters is a room filled with schoolkids hopped up on sugar: these kids under the bed have us shaking in our monster jammies.
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In addition to exploring strange new worlds, NASA has some mad Photoshop skillz too; these official Mission and Expedition Posters are done up like sci-fi and action movie posters.
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After years of running, two mortal enemies put aside a seemingly immortal dispute for the domestic life: this Housebroken tee see Sonic and Robotnik in their golden (ring) years.
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Sony’s Kevin Butler travels back in time from 11/2010 to teach backwards early 2010ers about the PlayStation Move; yup, more digs at Wii and Natal from the VP of Realistic Movements.
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The Beatles have had an extremely long musical half-life, but Mega64 injects a little extra steam into the fab four in The Beatles Rock Band thanks to a special guest star.
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Yankees Pitcher CC Sabathia takes time out of his not-too-busy schedule for a very important PSA on grenade spamming while also pitching Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Thanks, everyone!
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Very NSFW: after running out of puns and pizzas, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles finally use their weapons; too bad there’ll be shell to pay from the legal system and network censors.
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The latest preview for ATLUS’ PS3 pixel game 3D Dot Game Heroes. Best part: “He builds giant, evil stone golems with lasers… because it’s fun to blow them up.”
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Groove 80s style at country clubs and old folks homes to Lonely Island’s Boombox; if only all of life’s problems could be solved with red LED sunglasses, turbo bass, and the Bart Man.
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League of STEAM’s Fool’s Gold will have you swearing off Lucky Charms: steampunk tech meets leprechaun magic, and the results are definitely not all butterflies and rainbows.
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Stay under par and under the influence at the same time with the Covert Golf Bag Cooler; it’ll fit into your golf bag shoe compartment while keeping nine 12 oz cans on ice.
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It’s a good thing that E.T. crash-landed on Earth before the X-Games came into vogue; this Extreme Terrestrial t-shirt has aliens everywhere flipping out over their extreme treatment.
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Drunken public singing while dressed as a skeleton usually lands you in jail, unless it’s St. Patrick’s Day: Tim Burton seems oddly normal on a day dedicated to green beer and passing out.
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If you don’t know your chin curtains from your copstash standards, learn to be a proper mustachio’d gent with BeardMe: the iPhone app will instantly man-up your photos with facial hair.
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While it’s been a hard life for some smurfs, Gargamel’s just a minor neighborhood bully for Papa Smurf; he’s endured invasions, sea monsters, and years as a blue bruiser.
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The Men Who Stare at Goats baa-rges its way onto DVD and Blu-ray 3/23/10; both versions include deleted scenes, audio commentaries, and a featurette of the real First Earth Battalion.
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This Mystery Science tee shows that there isn’t much science behind making your own version of MST3K; it’s a loving low-budget homage to an equally awesome low-budget show.
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It’s a good thing that Michelangelo was born in the 15th century, as he’d be shedding tears (and stuffing his face with fries) if he was a commercial artist working for Almighty’s today.
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Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.
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You’d think after decades of losses against a single, very-determined player that they’d learn, but this Video Game Bosses’ Lament proves that there’s no getting around 8-bit, 2D thinking.
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NSFW: Mixing office work with an action movie franchise can only end in lots of sick days, as proven by Die Hardly Working; folks, this is why we only have one Bruce Willis.
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No word on a U.S. release, but this kick-ass trailer for Suck doesn’t suck: the rock-and-roll vampire comedy stars Rob Stefaniuk with Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, and Malcolm McDowell.
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