Awesome Floss

Tired of flossing your teeth one at a time? Well, Unnecessary Inventions has the solution, a gadget which can floss all of your teeth at once. While it was designed as a joke, we could totally see someone selling such a device. Though we imagine reloading the floss would take way more time than just flossing normally.

We’re not ones to turn down bacon around here, but the idea of flossing our teeth with it seems wrong even to us fanatics. There’s nothing “fresh” about the flavor of pork between your teeth.