We are getting a laugh out of this goofy Cthulhu weenie roaster; even though he looks more like the Punisher than the H.P. Lovecraft character, the encased meat beard looks pretty dapper.
If Frank Castle was Frank Cthulhu, he wouldn’t need guns – or any weapon for that matter – to enforce his brand of justice. His enemies’ minds would literally be blown at the mere sight of him.
H.P. Lovecraft and Old Spice. Like chocolate and peanut butter – two great tastes that taste great together. Er, more like two completely random ideas that somehow work together. Join the cult.