Awesome Chuck Norris

When it comes to badassery, Chuck Norris is on many top 10 lists. SergiuHellDragoon put Chuck’s skills to the test using Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2 and an army of 2400 Chucks versus a million Spartan Warriors. Despite the seemingly impossible odds, the overpowered Chucks made quick work of the soldiers.

Sorry Channing Tatum, but a virtual Chuck Norris is enough to shut your copycat down. Visual effects studio DelovDigital imagines how JCVD’s viral commercial would’ve turned out it Volvo got Chuck to do it.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris. Watch the martial artist turned action star with various hair and beard lengths, kicking, shooting, intimidating, loving, as a man and as a bear.

If you’ve still got a few Angry Birds levels you could never complete, watch this and you’ll wish that Chuck Norris really was a playable character in the game. Think Mighty Eagle, but with facial hair.

(NSFW for language) This epic rap battle from nicepeter features Abe Lincoln versus Chuck Norris, each trash talking the other in an amusing (if not juvenile) contest. (Thanks Alvin!)

Threadless member Mr. R has come up with the definitive Chuck Norris T-shirt. Because no one wears Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris wears YOU. It is our duty as human beings to vote for this design.

Etsy seller Styerd informs us that Chuck Norris made the Force, he just loaned it to the Jedi. To honor the Forcemaker, he made this print of Chuck Norris riding an AT-AT. Yes, this really happened.

It’s the King of Sparta versus the Texas Ranger with a fist for a chin. Who do you think will win? We think it’s from the same folks who made those funny, bizzaro Russian chips commercials.

Thanks to a title that is self-evident truth, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped roundhouse kicks its way into our hearts with over 176 pages of 400 all-new facts; available 5/4/10.

The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is a 320 page bible authored by the Man himself; it includes 101 “facts”, real anecdotes from Chuck, his favorite quotes, and Chuck’s Code of Life.