(NSFW) Like its predecessor, V/H/S 2 is a gory horror flick that contains multiple horror flicks. Made by the filmmakers behind The Raid, You’re Next, Hobo with a Shotgun, The Blair Witch Project and others.

Betabrand presents the most patriotic cookwear you’ll ever see. The Caperon is a star-spangled apron with a cape. It also has a spacious front pocket and a utensil holster. The perfect costume for whoever wields this spatula.

Desktop Diaries is an ongoing series by Science Friday. Each episode, scientists and other noted academics talk about the items in their office. The linked video is about Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson’s office.

Microsoft’s Xbox One wants to be your all-in-one home media hub, integrating television, entertainment and gaming. It’s got a powerful 8-core CPU, 8GB RAM, 500GB HD, and an all new Kinect and precision controller.

Despite its small package, this camera features a 30x optical zoom lens and SteadyShot image stabilization, which lets you get up close to the action from literally hundreds of feet away. Captures 20MP stills and 1080/60p video.

Dreamworks’ latest animated film follows the long, gooey trail of a snail who wishes he could be fast – and whose dream comes true. If Pixar made this movie, it would be called Cars 4: A Snail’s Life.

Engineer Amanda Ghassaei has come up with a method to use a laser cutter to create playable records using wood instead of vinyl. While the sound fidelity isn’t great, we’re still impressed that they play at all. Learn how at Instructables.

The slapstick comedy setup is a classic. A woman buys a bag of live crabs with the plan of boiling them, when she realizes exactly what “live crabs” means. Six years later and she’s probably still searching her house for them.

Mumbai designer Shahid Datawala captured images of over 500 unique matchbox labels and assembled them into this compilation of one of India’s more unusual artforms. The book itself looks like a giant matchbox.

Tony Swatton and his crew create a replica of the Buster Sword from Final Fantasy VII. The sword is made from steel, bronze and aluminum. It’s 6ft long, 12″ wide and weighs between 75-80lbs. Good luck wielding that.

Designed to provide a fun riding experience in a compact package, the Honda Grom is a small motorcycle with a 125cc engine, 4-speed transmission, 12″ wheels and a seat that’s just 29.7″ off the ground for optimum stability.

Marvel at the difference between cats and dogs. In a masterful subversion of Pavlovian conditioning, Dan Sorkowitz trained his cat to train him. When it wants treats, it summons Dan with its bell. Who’s the pet here again?

The debut trailer for the next installment of WB Games’ award winning Arkham franchise is here and we will be the first to tell you that it does not disappoint! Looks like young Bats will be having one brutal Christmas in this prequel.

0 to 60mph in under 3 seconds. 75mph top speed. And a bad ass spotted coat. The Smithsonian Channel explains how these fast cats have held the animal land speed record for more than 10 million years.

Holy reflexes! While out hunting, this pastor and coauthor of The Real Win pulls off the impressive feat of catching a bird in mid-flight with his bare hand. By the looks of that shotgun the rest of the day was not catch and release.

Isaac Moores brings life to Patton Oswalt’s marvelously ad-libbed monologue from Parks & Recreation, where he laid out his suggestion for Star Wars Episode VII. It’s actually barely animated, but it does the job.

A bottle opener that harkens back to the design of the 20th century openers called churchkeys. Each unit is made from solid brass that’s been shaped, hammered, filed and stamped by hand.

The Outdoor Switchback is a skate shoe infused with the look and durability of hiking boots. It has a water-resistant pig suede and rubber upper, a reinforced tongue and a rubber outsole.

Say goodbye to warm beer with these freezable aluminum rods you can actually drink through. Just keep ‘em in the freezer, take a sip to make room, then pop one into a bottle of brew to keep it nice and frosty cold.