Awesome Funny Stuff

At least that’s what the people who posted this talking video seem to think this cat is saying. It’s also possible that he’s just had too much to drink – he seems to be slurring his words.

(NSFW) Conan O’Brien visits a pawn shop to see how much his memorabilia are worth, only to find out that he has severely overvalued his celebrity status. We’d pay for that dachshund though!

In this special episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry reunites with George, played of course by Jason Alexander. They spend the entire time bickering and riding a clunker. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Whoever is driving the white subcompact in this video is either the best parallel parker ever, or just extremely lucky. We’re going with the latter. Naturally, it happened in Moscow – home to the perfect balance of insane drivers and dashcams.

A week before the big game, SB Nation predicted the horribly imbalanced play of Super Bowl XLVIII by creating two Madden teams – the Seahawks with their stats and proportions cranked to 11, and the Broncos dialed all the way down.

For some reason, we’re reminded of the short-lived, but hysterical TV Funhouse by this amusing video about what chickens do when their owner heads out for the day. The partying we can handle, but cannibalism?!?

“The 80s called…they want their store back.” RadioShack took the cliché joke literally for its Super Bowl 2014 commercial, with a barrage of celebrities and characters from the 80s tearing down its old look. More here.

If there’s one thing we know about dogs, it’s that they like tennis balls. In fact, George here tennis so much that he wants the players on the TV to serve the ball to him. We’re just happy George knows enough not to knock the TV over.

BBC takes a ride in John Bitmead’s adult-sized toy car. Based on the classic Little Tikes coupe, Bitmead’s car has a top speed of 70mph. It has an airbag, headlights and side mirrors, all of which make it roadworthy in the UK.

The “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist helps people locate random strangers they ran into. It also should be renamed “Stalking You” as is evidenced by this reading by Jimmy Kimmel and Alison Brie. (Thanks Kenny!)

Newcastle Brown Ale shares its plans for the Super Bowl commercial that they would have made if they had the budget. Hiring Anna Kendrick is one thing, but what they had in mind would break even Google’s bank account.

Glove and Boots‘ Bay Ridge boy Johnny T may not be too happy that New York and New Jersey are collaborating on Super Bowl XLVIII, but he’s still gonna tell us all about the game – and all the jerks who could afford to go freeze their butts off.

Fred Scott professes that Trent Reznor is one of his musical heroes but that doesn’t keep him from playfully but perfectly calling out the Nine Inch Nails frontman on his rather reliable songwriting process. (Thanks G. Pelabras!)

(NSFW) While we’re hoping that The Red Hot Chili Peppers save us from Bruno Mars’ Super Bowl appearance, we can also understand that there’s a certain redundancy to some of their songs, as illustrated by this parody by Jon Daly.

Taking a page from Street Troller, YouTuber Twisted Genre had Ryu go up against Taylor Swift, poking fun at the pop star’s awkwardly demonic head banging in her 2014 Grammy Awards performance.

Martin Vargic and Jay Jason Simons are working on a funny but informative illustration that depicts the major players and websites on the Web as countries and continents. The poster also includes stats and other trivia.

(NSFW: Language) Anna Kendrick was excited to do a beer commercial for the Super Bowl. Then Newcastle told her they didn’t have the money for it. This meta-ad is part of the beer company’s hijacking of the Big Game ad frenzy.

(NSFW: Language) An excerpt from An Evening with Kevin Smith. Smith shares his draining experience with rock star Prince. Because Prince has been living in Prince World for quite some time. And Chaka mad. Chaka real mad.

Hollywood’s lovable bad guys star in Jaguar’s Super Bowl commercial. Sir Ben Kingsley, Tom Hiddleston and Mark Strong embrace their typecasting as they go to bat for a fellow badass Brit: the new F-Type Coupe R.

(NSFW: Language) Modern Toss broke down its infamous Periodic Table of Swearing into over 100 magnets so you can post profanity everywhere. Then curse yourself when you inevitably lose a piece or two.

Collegehumor imagines what belVita’s twee commercial would be like if it had a hipster character instead. Today we learned that the Amish were hipsters before being a hipster was cool. Or even a thing.

“We’re gonna go to another place/ no repercussions but our mistakes/ the rules are there for us to break.” A commercial about celebrating the rebellious spirit of youth. Or not. Henry and Aaron are the real Mad Men.

The consistently funny Pleated Jeans has compiled a hilarious gallery of 21 images of dogs captured just as they begin to achoo. We’ve picked a few of our faves, but head to their site to check out the rest. Also: cats mid-sneeze.