Awesome Funny Stuff

While visiting the Marriott Marquis in Atlanta for Dragoncon, YouTuber Teej Meister discovered that the automatic soap dispenser at the bathroom sink seemed to only like white people. The same thing happened with HP’s face tracking web cam a few years back.

CHINA ALL THE TIME. Groot and Hodor, meet China Trump. A genius down at Huffington Post Movie Mashups put together clips of Donald Trump saying “China.” It’s way funnier than you think. China is the new China, by the way.

Thank all the deities in the universe that Fresno resident Robert Wright craved for ribs at 2AM. Wright was busy grilling his food when he saw a fire break out next door. So he carried his kids out, then the ribs, then gave this interview. Gregory Brothers, your move.

It’s easy to dismiss the first Death Star’s exhaust port as a hilariously overlooked weak point. But Dorkly comes to the defense of the battle station’s architect with some good counter-arguments. Bottomline, it’s hard to account for space wizards.

In a quest to create his own backyard flying machine, one man built a crazy rig which uses a matrix of 54 drone-style rotors to lift him off the ground. As one YouTube commenter put it: “I believe we have something like this already. It’s called a helicopter.”

Their Clash of the Titans parody might not exactly timely, but Sesame Street’s lesson about focusing and paying attention is still amusing, as Cookie Monster aka Furseus is tested by a cow named Moodusa on his quest to reach Zeus at Mount Olympus Diner.

In the middle of the 2015 Arctic Race of Norway bike race, a military commander decided to send one of his tanks out to greet the cyclists as they rode by. We’re impressed that nobody fell off their bike when they saw it. Skip to 10:10.

If you think the sound one squeaky toy makes is annoying, watch and listen to what happens when a whole lot of them rise up after being squeezed by some mischief maker. And yes, this should be the new THX Intro.

A mining robot runs into its counterpart from a rival company. Will they work together to make their jobs easier? Or will they behave like their human masters? Find out in Jack Anderson’s neat short film.

(PG-13 Language) CollegeHumor asked YouTube commenters to make a story one line at a time. The result is a surprisingly semi-coherent tale about a man named Fistwolf – er, John Cena, and his historic marriage.

After educating us on several other popular websites and apps, Squirrel Monkey’s VHS-quality series demonstrates Reddit in all its ’80s glory. We wonder what The Awesomer would have been like back then. Also, never open a file called “REDDIT.EXE”

(PG-13 Language) An employee who’s eager to impress receives one simple order while handling the food for a meeting: only sales associates can have bagels. What could go wrong?

Visual effects artist Aaron Benitez lives with his pet cat Prince Michael. Here he shares some of the challenges of having a feline for a roommate. Michael’s mostly the same as a human roommate. Down to his eyeballs.

Like the moment that made Ron Burgundy coin the phrase, when something escalates quickly it’s usually for the worse. But this Thai commercial is the opposite, showing us what could happen if an alcoholic dropped his habit.

(PG-13) Last Week Tonight‘s John Oliver loves lying about history so much that he will release the book that he also lied about in a previous episode. Here’s a sample of lies from the book. So… will the show return or not?

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk. Mario Wienerroither pokes fun at everyone’s favorite disco falsetto trio, as Barry, Robin and Maurice stomp about town, wake the neighbors, and make dogs howl.

Hipsters were drinking from craft beer from microbreweries before they were cool. Now, they’ve moved on to the next new craze, breweries that make beer in even smaller batches. Above Average has the story.

“Emily you’re an artist.” Gina Gardner Brown took this video back in 2004, when her then three-year-old daughter Emily gave her 18-month-old son Ethan a rich peanut butter coating. At least it was peanut butter.

Drone pilot Kevin Miller was shooting aerial footage above a giant wind turbine when he came across an unexpected surprise – a man relaxing in the sun on top of the 200 foot-tall windmill. Fortunately, he had his clothes on.

(PG-13 Language) Ever wonder why Gremlins 2 was so different from the original? Key & Peele know why. Apparently it was going to be a straightforward affair, but the Hollywood sequel doctor stepped in. Joe Dante approves.

Cuzzie the dog has a very special love for hanging out in the hot tub. Apparently, he doesn’t mind the hot water, and just loves the way the jets feel on his back. Who needs petting when you can have this?

We have no idea what’s going on here, but it’s from Japanese television, so that can mean only one thing: a guy dressed in a squid suit doing calisthenics. Dude needs to join Katy Perry’s tour with Left Shark.

By duct-taping a Superman action figure to his Phantom 3 drone, photographer Barry Craig turned what would normally be a pretty typical bit of aerial footage into something much more. You’ll believe a man can fly!