Awesome Toys

Dubbed “The Mother of All Hot Wheels Tracks”, it’s 2,000 feet-long, runs through 14 rooms, and even goes outdoors. Why couldn’t we have had this thing when we were kids? Still, it’s not quite this big.

Looking for something cute and cuddly for your couch? These plush (and vocal) Aperture Science turrets won’t hate you – especially if you knock them over on their side. Out mid-December.

LEGO enthusiast Marshall Matlock assembles the LEGO Volkswagen T1 Camper van, giving us a neat view of the tiny details included in the set, from the moving engine parts to the retro curtains.

Tankbots are tiny rechargeable tanks you control using your iOS or Android smartphone and an infrared dongle. They also have a “free-roam” mode for times when you don’t feel like steering.

These oversize minifig heads are perfect for hiding away your trinkets, toys, coins, game controllers, or even hundreds of LEGO bricks. Complete the look with some LEGO storage bricks.

For the happy-go-lucky amongst you, here’s a pachinko-style coin bank that leaves the fate of your change up to chance – set the categories on the white boards and start playing, er saving.

Looking like a map of the U.S., this NERF weapon fires saucer-like projectiles more than 40 feet. Holds just 5 discs at a time, so be sure to aim wisely before opening up on your victims.

This unbelievably-detailed Jean Reno figure comes with every accessory a contract assassin needs, as well as other props from the classic action flick. Natalie Portman action figure NOT sold separately.

Remember Keepon, the little robot who went viral with his dance to Spoon’s I Turn My Camera On? Now you can have your very own Keepon, ready to get his groove on to any tune you throw his way.

These guys are pretty avid salespeople, but they could honestly do these tricks in complete silence and we would still want to get our hands on our own hovering My Mystery UFO spacecrafts.

From the maker of Buckyballs comes Buckycubes, a cubic version of the popular magnetic toy. Each pack has 125 rare earth magnets that are easier to manipulate, thanks to their stable shape.

Kidrobot’s All City Breakers are inspired by the retro classic green army men and their solid plastic bases. Each figure is offered in four colors and is paired with a boombox to deliver the beat.

The ever-creative ad agency Ogilvy presented several conspiracy theories as plastic model kits in their ad campaign for model hobby manufacturer Tamiya. Hit the link for the full sized pics.

Using electroluminescent wires, customizer Kaminoan illuminated his TRON lightcycle, designed by a guy by the name of Ewok in Disguise. LEGO and Disney need to start producing these now.

The iconic Volkswagen T1 Camper Van gets immortalized in LEGO form. This official 1,332 piece kit has working doors, windows, and a detailed interior and engine. Out this October for ~$100.

It’s little boy vs. man-child(ren) in this ultimate backyard toy soldier battle. Who will win in this epic fight? Stick around to the end to see who gets the last laugh on the grown-ups.

The Crazy Calculator goes beyond letting you spell “boobies”. In prank mode, when you enter an equation it’ll display a funny reply using actual letters. Also works as a regular calculator.

Headed to San Diego Comic-Con? Be sure to drop by HasbroToyShop booth #3229, and stake your claim on these awesome Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America and Giant Man Mini Muggs.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Slip on the Stress Beater and give it your best squeeze. It may look like a set of menacing brass knuckles, but it’s actually a rubber stress reliever.

We’re enjoying the looks of these fun little bricks from Tara Ketchum, hand-cast to resemble standard 2″x4″ LEGO building blocks. They’d make great gifts for architects, builders, or any LEGO fan.

So Analog? More like so damn cool. Squid Kids Ink used Rhino 3D software to create playful resin versions of our favorite retro gear. Act fast if you want an original 10-Doh!, B-Side or A-Drive.

Because the classroom can be a warzone at times, designer Sebastian Bergne’s Bandit Ruler is the mischievous student’s best friend, doing double duty as a rubber band launcher. Use responsibly.

Hone your tagging skills and divert your inner rebel with Trains of Fame miniature train cars. Each car measures 20x4x2 inches and is made of ABS plastic. Tiny spray paint cans not included.