Awesome Survival

Wazoo Survival Gear’s smartly designed belt can pack a complete survival and utility kit in its band. It works as a money belt, and is available loaded with cords, zip ties, safety pins, bandages, trail markers, a compass, bottle opener, and much more.

When fully equipped, this Superesse’s paracord bracelet conceals a huge variety of survival tools, including a kevlar saw, twine, tape, firesteel, matches, a whistle, compass, and more. Depending on your size, you’ll get 125 to 250 feet of paracord.

While you probably won’t have all of the items needed to perform this hack in your duffel bag, it’s still pretty amazing to know that you can actually get a fire going with a lemon, some paper fasteners, and nails. Looks like Cave Johnson finally got his wish.

Designed by a former Marine Scout sniper, this compact survival kit packs 28 tools inside its waterproof shell. There’s a blade, fishing line, duct tape, matches, a compass, a load-bearing shackle, and much more, wrapped in 45 feet of paracord. Grab one at The Awesomer Shop.

Get out of a jam and look good doing it with Bomber & Co.’s Paracord Keychain. The simply styled EDC utilizes 550 lb. paracord, flint and steel, so it also functions as a fire-starter. There’s a cool bracelet available too. (Thanks Cindy!)

We’ve seen a few sneaky tools that will get you out of handcuffs, but none are as easy to conceal as the TIHK. We’re not suggesting you use it for unlawful purposes, but if your date cuffs you to the bed, it could come in handy.

The M48 Kommando is a post-apocalyptic garden shovel. It has an indestructible nylon handle and a shovel head with a pointed tip, a serrated edge on one side and a concave chopping edge on the other side.

If you think the end of the world is coming, this bug-out bag answers the call to “always be prepared.” Has a battle axe, 20-function multi-tool, easy-grip knife, water purifier, LED flashlight, firesteel/compass, and more.

Not only is this survival bracelet made of multifunctional paracord, its buckle conceals a detachable key that can unlock most handcuff models. You can also buy the buckle separately.

The follow-up to the Crovel Multi-tool Shovel has a shorter steel hollow handle, a wider hammerhead and an improved crowbar claw. It still weighs 5.50lbs and has all the functionality of the original.

He may drink too much of his own urine, but Bear Grylls’ experience in the British SAS makes him more likely to survive outdoors than you or I. Get a little leg up with this kit from Gerber.

The Crovel (shovel and crowbar) eliminates the need for a plethora of tools in order to survive – it has 13 different tools for a multitude of tasks combined into one tidy package. (Thanks, Anton!)

With 46″ tires and a Cat C7 diesel engine, the EcoRoamer’s size belies its sophistication; it uses a NASA-designed water-purifying system and pumps out a 0.8 mile wide WiFi signal. (Thanks Philip!)

The SOL (Survive Outdoors Longer) Origin survival tool kit contains essential survival items like fire starting tinder, fishing kit, removable compass, rescue whistle and other I-want-to-live-type stuff.

Always stay within reach of an ExiTool, even if you’re in an accident: the emergency multi-tool clips onto a seatbelt and serves as a seatbelt cutter, window breaker, and LED flashlight.