Awesome Star Wars

Even with The Force on your side, sometimes your eyes still need a little help. Choose from Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper or Boba Fett frames, and then pop in your prescription.

If Dr. Seuss wrote a book based on Star Wars, it’d probably be better written than the entire script of Episode I. Artist Jason Peltz created these amusing Seussism posters, and make more, he must.

DJ Scratch Bastard tears up the turntables at Scribble Jam a few years back, perfectly mixing in Star Wars sounds with his performance. Stick around for the truly Imperial finish.

YouTuber TipVFL shows us how the evidence destruction scene from this season’s Breaking Bad was actually created with Yoda’s telekinetic powers. Yeah, Bitch! Magnets! The Force!

From the guys who brought us the fan-made supercut that was Star Wars: Uncut, comes the best of the Star Wars films, using crowdsourced clips like the original. Claim a segment here.

It’s not like the Jedi dog who takes down Darth Vader in this street performance is particularly ferocious – perhaps that’s what makes it laughable when the Dark Lord curls up into submission.

Another one of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s jokes will soon be an actual product. Make lightsaber ice pops with the force of your fridge and these molds. The hilts – 2 Vader and 2 Luke – have built-in LEDs.

If you prefer your tea on the Dark Side, then you’ll want to let it steep for a good long while in this stainless steel infuser based on the original Death Star. The TIE fighter on the chain is a nice touch.

Artists and sculptors – including the original designers of Boba Fett’s costume – created over 40 alternate Boba Fett and clone trooper helmets for the As You Wish charity auction event.

With a strap inspired by Chewie’s bandolier, this faux leather messenger bag has enough room for a MacBook Air or netbook, but not enough space for C-3PO. It’s what everyone on Kashyyyk is wearing.

Colin Mochrie uses a set of action figures to reenact some of his favorite scenes from the original Star Wars trilogy. Sure, he takes a little artistic license, but what do you expect from an improv comedian?

Ever gotten chopsticks that say “now you can pick up anything” on the wrapper? While these light-up chopsticks might not be able to lift an X-wing from the Dagobah swamp, they’ll do fine with sushi.

A long, long time ago, Anakin Skywalker made a hologram of himself asking questions of his older self. Here he revisits the hologram to complete the circle. Guest starring Jeremiah McDonald.

A animated fan film tribute to Star Wars, in which the Jawas hijack an experimental spaceship, taking C-3PO and R2-D2 along for the ride. Created by Brad Murphy and students of the DAVE School.

Not only do the blue and white markings on this budgie make this bird look sort of like R2-D2, but it has an uncanny ability to sound just like everyone’s favorite little maintenance droid.

(NSFW: Language) Now this is a space opera. OneMinuteGalactica redubs a scene from Star Wars as a Spanish telenovela, led by señor Armando Solo. And it didn’t even need a made up plot twist.

(NSFW: Language) Samuel L. Jackson is calm and composed as Mace Windu, but YouTuber ColbyCornish shows he’s more awesome playing Darth Vader with his trademark furious anger.

Introduced at Disney Hollywood Studios’ Star Wars Weekends 2012, the Carbon Freeze Me service will make you an 8″ figurine of yourself frozen in carbonite a la Han Solo. More here.

YouTuber H1tmonchan spotted this kick-ass window display at a toy store in a mall in Norway. The diorama made of LEGO Star Wars sets came alive through the use of a hologram-style projection.

We’ve always thought R2-D2 was a peace-loving little droid, but after seeing him on the streets of GTA IV laying waste to innocent civilians, we wonder if he’s got a little Dark Side in him after all.

The frost is strong in this one. This is still our favorite Star Wars-themed ice cube tray, but this mold of the Sith Lord’s head comes pretty close. Makes up to six Vader heads at once.

Nick McKaig pays tribute to composer John Williams by covering the full title theme of Star Wars using nothing but his voice. He recorded over 90 tracks and spent a total of 300 hours to make the song.

Attach the 32″ LaserSaber to one of Wicked Lasers’ powerful Spyder III laser pointers, and you’ll have yourself the closest thing to an honest-to-goodness lightsaber this side of the Jedi Academy.