Awesome Movies

(NSFW, Gore) “Enough talk.” Auralnauts tallies the huge number of lives taken by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s different characters over his 44-year career. It’s also a sobering reminder of just how bad he is as an actor. My goodness.

The first spot for Christopher Nolan’s next movie shows very little from the film, but its concept certainly intrigues us. A group of explorers exploit a wormhole to travel through space at speeds never before achieved by mankind.

(NSFW: Language) Jason Bateman stars in his directorial debut. Bad Words is a comedy about a 40-year old man who exploits a loophole to worm his way into a national spelling bee that was originally intended for 8th graders.

While the earlier trailer was yanked by the studio, we’ve now got the first official teaser for director Gareth Edwards’ dark new monster movie, as a massive reptilian Kaiju descends on mankind. Where’s a Jaeger when you need one?

“Your Earth is a very small part of a very large industry.” Mila Kunis plays a lowly human who discovers that she may be the next leader of the universe in the Wachowskis’ Jupiter Ascending. Also starring Channing Tatum and Sean Bean.

(NSFW) Dom Hemingway just got out of prison, and he wants life to grope his balls. This uncut trailer for Dom Hemingway gives us a peek at the insanity and decadence of its protagonist and the tour de force performance of Jude Law.

A print of Brooklyn-based artist Calm the Ham’s hand-drawn illustrations of 71 cars popularized by movies and TV series, from Bonnie and Clyde’s ’34 Ford B-400 to Walt and Jessie’s ’86 Fleetwood Bounder.

A man falls in love with his computer’s highly intelligent operating system. Can a 21st century power fantasy wrapped in a plot for a viral video actually be moving? Well, if there’s anyone who can pull it off, it would be Spike Jonze.

(NSFW: Language) Another year, another mashup from YouTuber SleepySkunk. He used trailers for more than a hundred different movies, reminding us of the many highs and the many lows on the big screen this past year.

Profiles in History is auctioning off Han Solo’s weapon of choice. Harrison Ford (and perhaps Mark Hamill also) used this non-firing DL-44 Blaster in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

“I just, like, zoned out for a second.” The newest trailer for Ben Stiller’s The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is six minutes-long and basically gives away the first half of the movie. We still want to see it on the big screen.

Walking with the Enemy is a World War II drama based on the heroics of Pinchas Tibor Rosenbaum, a Hungarian Jew. Pinchas helped thousands of his countrymen escape from the Nazis by disguising himself as a Nazi officer.

(NSFW: Language) 1A4 Studio speedily recaps James Cameron’s sci-fi classic. This is perhaps the studio’s most digestible and understandable Speedrun yet, although it’s still filled with action and irreverent humor.

If you’re not feeling JCVD’s cheesy comedy flick maybe this cheesy action flick will be more to your taste, in which he plays a nutball drug lord. We guess you could say Jean-Claude has a… split personality. YEEEEAHHHH

“I am the new world. And you are part of the old.” A scientist of the UK’s Ministry of Defence creates a highly intelligent android. Will it – she? – save us or doom us all? A sci-fi thriller in the vein of Blade Runner, RoboCop and Frankenstein.

(NSFW: Language) Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a hardcore team building coach who takes a group of office workers to a remote island, only for their retreat to devolve into a horrible retelling of Lord of the Flies.

A new trailer for In Saturn’s Rings, a time-lapse movie made of over a million images taken by satellites, spacecraft, obervatories and more. Filmmaker Stephen van Vuuren is raising funds to get an orchestral score created for the movie.

One Minute Galactica used footage from The Avengers’ blooper reel to imagine what the movie would’ve been like if the characters were less intense. In other words, this is what it would be like to have RDJ play all of the heroes.

Based on Veronica Roth’s best-selling book Divergent follows the trials of Tris Prior, a girl who doesn’t fit into a dystopian future where people are assigned to separate factions based on their personalities. In theaters 3/21/14.

For the upcoming sequel to The Muppets, Kermit’s identity is assumed over by his green doppelgänger, a criminal named Konstantin – who coincidentally sounds more than a bit like Sesame Street’s Count if you ask us.

The full version of Anders Ramsell’s Blade Runner: The Aquarelle Edition, a hazy re-cut of the cyberpunk classic made using 12,597 hand painted frames. Made for and by someone who’s seen the film multiple times.

Three of Edgar Wright’s movies – Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and this year’s The World’s End – in a three-disc set. All starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, all with Cornettos and all funny. Additional store links on Wright’s blog.

“If you saw it in a movie, you wouldn’t believe it! And it’d be a pretty bad movie too.” Yahoo! Screen parodies ESPN’s 30 for 30 sports documentaries by breaking down Michael Jordan’s awful live-action animated flick, Space Jam.