Awesome Martial Arts

Two tiny taekwondo jins going at it in the cutest martial arts fight we’ve ever seen. They can only do a generic kick with their little legs, and their protective gear is hilariously oversized.

The girls of the Thousand Pounds Action Company sure know their combo moves, putting a major hurt on all those who dare to enter the ring with them. The guys do just a little better here.

Roger Denyer’s latest t-shirt design is for classic car and movie lovers: Miyagi’s Super Wax, a product guaranteed to put a shine on the dullest finish. Use a thin coat and then wax on, wax off.

World Champion Judah Friedlander schools us in the martial arts, showing us how to take down all foes. Learn how to put the beat down on dinosaurs, bigfoots, street ninjas and general hoodlums.

Video hit the web today of what looks like a reboot of Mortal Kombat, going with a gritty, real-world take on the classic franchise. We’re not sure if it’s for a game or this movie, but it looks awesome.

There’s no release date, but we’re liking this first trailer for Shaolin; starring Andy Lau with a special appearance by Jackie Chan, it pits the Shaolin masters against feuding warlords.

We’re digging this second trailer for Karate Kid, which makes no attempt to hide its Kung Fu focus; the Jackie Chan-isms and spectacular scenic shots of China don’t hurt, either.

The stealth warrior’s equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, the Ninja Tanto Battle Package features a full-tang blade with a hidden push dagger, three throwing spikes, and ten caltrops.

NSFW: this trailer for Donnie Yen’s 14 Blades is largely wordless, which is fine as it lets its weapons do the talking: it features crossbows, the occasional vase, and oh so many blades.

Saint Nick lays down a whole can of Christmas kick-ass with Santa Fu; it’s a not-so-merry version of Kung Fu Master where you’ll take on gingerbread men, nutcrackers, and elves.

Jackie, Jaden, and jackets replace Miyagi, Daniel, and wax-on, but we’re cautiously optimistic over this first trailer for The Karate Kid; it reboots the 1984 classic and swaps karate for kung fu.

Sci-fi/martial arts flick The Cup Of Tears is extremely low-budget, but we couldn’t tell from this trailer: it’s a hybrid CGI/Live Action film by Gary Short that’s shot using a RED camera.

Swiss watchmakers and black belt holders and team up for the Black Belt Watch: it features Kanji characters, a kimono dial and Shinai sword hands; proceeds support Little Dreams.

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee is an odd smackdown, but we’re still glad Patrick Bolvin created this awesome stop-motion video; a mystery third (and fourth) party is revealed at the end.

Wearing the getup in the now legendary dojo fight scene from Fist of Fury, Toynami’s Bruce Lee Cinemaquette is one of the most realistic we’ve seen; it stands an impressive 24″ tall.