Awesome Gi Joe

The packaging of these licensed G.I. Joe sunglasses from Look/See will appeal to your inner child, while the tasteful designs of the frames will satisfy your refined tastes. Limited to only 100 pairs per design.

(Spoilers) If you’re already sold on G.I. Joe: Retaliation, then don’t watch this clip. It’s that good. It’s really for folks who are on the fence or are not interested in seeing the whole movie.

The Joes get knocked down (and they get up again), the U.S. President is a shape-shifting Smurf and London is dealt a fiery death from above in the latest trailer for the delayed G.I. Joe: Retaliation.

Sure, this 12″ Beachhead figure comes from the fictional GI Joe universe, but his accessories read like a real-life Ranger loadout with a mind-blowing 30+ separate items.+

This Snake Eyes vs. Red Ninjas diorama will leave you as speechless as the silent Joe himself; 12″ high, it features hand finished polystone figures and a stunning sand platform base.

Flint was absent from the G.I. Joe movie, but this real American hero gets his dues with a heavily accessorized 12″ figure; it includes his laser rifle, shotgun, bombs, uniform, and more.

He may be a G.I. Joe character, but this 12″ Firefly figure would have no problem fitting in with Splinter Cell; he’s loaded with flash bangs, smoke grenades, mines, goggles, and more.

Funny or Die’s The Ballad of G.I. Joe is instant internet gold; it’s a lonely cowboy paean to not-so-real American heroes, with appearances by Sgt. Slaughter and Julianne Moore.

It’s a frightening thing, but everything we know about G.I. Joe–from the USS Flagg to Snakeyes to Serpentor–can be summed up in this amazingly eloquent The Battle tee. Thanks, Chris!

The G.I. Joe Complete Collector’s Set is a “Yo Joe!” shoutout to 80s cartoon buffs with 95 episodes across 17 DVDs, printable scripts, Hasbro toy ads, a 2GB flash drive, PSAs and more.

Cobra Commander is one of the more annoying villains of our childhood, but we’re digging this Crimson variant with a silver/red cape+hood, MP-7 silencer, dagger and 3 sets of hands.

The plot for the G.I. Joe movie may yet be as silly as Serpentor, but this second trailer at least promises a whole crapload of Michael Bay-style awesomeness with action aplenty.