Awesome Fails

Listen, we all know we can’t be as great as these guys all the time, so let’s bear that in mind and try not to pee our pants as we watch this great compilation of marching band implosions, thanks to our friends at the WorldWide Interweb.

(NSFW: Language) Like Blanka before him, it turns out that Mario is a serious troll. At least if this amusing compilation of fail videos from Pastek is to be believed. We think every clip needs to end with the Mario death theme.

Just in time for the end of summer, FailArmy has put together a compilation of skimboarding, water skiing, tubing and general watery-type activity fails. We better get out there and face plant in the lake before the snow comes.

(NSFW: 2 F bombs) In the mood for an increased heart rate and a stomach ache? Even if you aren’t, take three minutes and check out some of the most cringeworthy moments you’ll ever see, courtesy of the fine folks over at FailArmy. Yipes.

A band of kids at Grosse Pointe Music Academy attempts to perform a cover of Weezer’s classic Undone: The Sweater Song when something unexpected puts a damper on the performance. Wait… for… it…

A little old lady attempts to ride an escalator in Russia, but loses her balance as she approaches. On her way to fall over, she invents a new way to go upstairs, turning her imminent failure into an instant win.

A piece of construction equipment designed for smoothing concrete got stuck and started spinning on its own. A couple of dudes captured workers’ futile attempts to stop it, and contributed this amusing play-by-play.

These high-intensity workouts might just help you get in shape – or they might end up breaking you in two, as is demonstrated by this compilation of painful schadenfreude at the gym put together by FailArmy.

(NSFW: Language) May 2014 was a banner month for television journalism, as is evidenced by NewsBeFunny’s compilation of crazy moments during news broadcasts. Do these guys all have their minds in the gutter, or is it just us?

The Great Pyrenees is an awesome dog, but nobody said they were good at catching treats. At least not Nana. But that’s okay, she’s still warmed our hearts with her adorable lack of timing and coordination.

While she’s not nearly as terrible as the Wheel of Fortune dude, this girl’s answers and reaction time during Family Feud’s Fast Money round resulted in the same outcome. We bet her belly was throwing up after the show. Skip to 2:15.

Richard had a seemingly clever plan – to cut down a huge tree trunk, and have the discarded stump land safely in the bed of his truck for transit. It may have sounded good on paper, but the end result probably wasn’t what he intended.

Excuse me, Mister. It looks like you dropped something. I believe it was your (American) pride? It’s hard not to laugh at the glittering array of “stunts” the fun loving people pull in this compilation, so take two minutes and enjoy.

A forklift operator is loading up the back of a refrigerator truck with several cases of fresh fish. Unfortunately, his inability to properly judge the height clearance quickly results in an impromptu shower for the driver.

YouTuber Kieran D shared this video of his buddy Dave trying to figure out how to use a ski resort’s T-lift while on his snowboard. That poor attendant. Fun fact: apparently Dave’s actual name is Frank. It’s so him.

There’s been a lot of talk about the shoddy workmanship of the Olympic facilities at Sochi, and this video sums it up. The acoustic tile ceiling of the Adler speed skating Arena was felled by a single feline back in October.

What do you get when you combine two “California kids” with three inches of “dry” snow in Portland? Oh, you know. Cross country skiing in the street is an indicator to use the treadmill instead. Just sayin’. (Thanks Chad!)

(NSFW: Language) If we could go back in the time machine to 2006 and nominate someone for the Darwin Awards, it would be this dude, who repeatedly attempted to destroy a guitar with his head. Now listen to your mother, Andrew.

If you ever find yourself in the gym standing next to one of these overly-ambitious fitness freaks, run as fast as you can to the other side of the room – before they cause bodily harm to anyone other than themselves.

Uniformedia’s compilation video shows martial artists – and wannabe martial artists – failing at the sacred rituals of attacking the air and breaking helpless inanimate objects. That car door is our hero.

Redditor more_porkins’ friend was playing one of the toy soldiers in Disney’s annual Christmas parade when things went horribly, horribly wrong. Perhaps rectangular shoes weren’t the brightest idea in the first place.

Watch mascots tussle, miss trick shots, get nut shots and more in this compilation put together by YouTube channel AmazingLife247. The dancing bird mascots at 3:28 are the only winners here.

A guy working behind the bar doesn’t look where he’s walking and falls into an elevator shaft that’s used for moving items to the basement. Luckily he only had a sprain after the 10-foot drop.