Awesome Cups

No three keys strike as much terror into PC user’s hearts, but these CTRL+ALT+DEL Cups are all about relaxing with a cup of tea–ostensibly while your PC BSODs itself into oblivion.

If you prefer a little bling with your coffee, this Sovereign Mug will show who’s king of the cubicle and also doubles as brass knuckles; chains and grills (thankfully) not included.

Mixing a caffeine rush with brass knuckles probably isn’t the smartest idea, but this Fisticup Coffee Mug lets you punch your way through morning meetings and bouts of afternoon malaise.

We’re still sore over losing both SG-1 and SGA in the span of two years, but these Stargate Coasters at least let us commiserate with fellow gate travelers over a cup of Athosian wine.

Though not as physically effective as the Plug Mug, the Toxic Waste Mug will dissuade even the hardiest of thieves with a nuke symbol and stomach-churning green sludge rim.