THE BEST Candles

Middle Finger Candle

Middle Finger Candle

When you’ve had it up to here with stupidity, express your hostility and flip ’em the bird. This hand-sized candle has its middle digit extended to let ’em know you’re mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. Burns for about 12 hours, so use it wisely.

Dabbing out Candles

Dabbing out Candles

The dab is one of those dance moves we don’t quite understand, but we’re still impressed that it’s proven as versatile as it has. Renee McDaniel’s son shows us how it can be used to put out candles on a birthday cake. We dare you to try it with 18 candles, kid.

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Whiskey & Tobacco Candle

Whiskey & Tobacco Candle

A manly fragrance perfect for your den, media room, or office. Northern Lights‘ paraffin wax candle is infused with two sweet and familiar scents that whet your appetite for drinks and smokes. Burns appx. 35 hours and comes packed with a natural cork lid.

Breakfast Stout Brew Candle

Breakfast Stout Brew Candle

The latest fragrant candle from our beer-loving pals at Swag Brewery offers up the warm and delectable aroma of maple syrup, waffles, cinnamon, coffee, and hand-poured into a recycled beer bottle. Burns for 45+ hours so you can enjoy that breakfast scent all day long.

Most Lit Candles on a Cake

Most Lit Candles on a Cake

We’re at the point in life where we’d rather not have a birthday candle to represent every year we’ve been alive. But members from the Sri Chinmoy Center turned their cake into a bonfire with a whopping 72,585 candles on top. CO2 fire extinguishers let the cake remain edible.

Homesick Candles

Homesick Candles

US state-themed scented candles. For example, the Southern California candle smells like cactus, oranges and the ocean, the Northern Carolina candle smells like blackberries and BBQ sauce, and we don’t want to know what the New York candle smells like.

Hatching Dragon Candle

Hatching Dragon Candle

Whether you’re the Breaker of Chains, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, or simply The Unburnt, you can now add Mother (or Father) of Dragons to your title with these golden egg-shaped candles, each of which reveals a ceramic baby dragon as it melts.

Jack Daniels Maple Bourbon Candle

Jack Daniels Maple Bourbon Candle

While you could spill some whiskey on your floor if you like the way it smells, a much better and less sticky solution would be to go for this recycled glass candle that’s scented like whiskey with a touch of maple. Burns for appx. 70 hours. Save 10% in The Awesomer Shop.

Melting Toht Candle

Melting Toht Candle

This is one candle that you’ll love to watch burn, as the evil Gestapo agent from Raiders of the Lost Ark meets his maker in the most excrutiatingly face-melting way possible. Ark of the Covenant sold separately.

Fenix West Candles

Fenix West Candles

If you enjoy scented designer candles but dislike their hefty pricetags, Fenix West is where it’s at. Their generous 9 oz candles are hand-poured with high quality soy-based waxes, and a multitude of individual scents create elegant complexity, for about half the price of their fancy counterparts.

Self-Extinguishing Candlestick

Self-Extinguishing Candlestick

Designer Lars Beller Fjetland created Moment, an ingenious cast iron candlestick which automatically drops a snuffer over the stub of its candle as it reaches the end of its useful life. Coming soon from Hay.

Floating Drink Candle

Floating Drink Candle

Because not every celebrant likes cake. NPW’s Floating Birthday Drink Candle is exactly what it says it is. The candle is nearly 3″ long and has a buoyant base. Just be careful when mixing fire and booze.

Brew Candles

Brew Candles

Swag Brewery’s hand-poured soy wax candles offer beer-inspired scents including a sweet vanilla porter, a fruity apricot wheat, and a spicy, hoppy IPA. Don’t worry, they don’t smell like spilled beer. On the contrary, they smell great.

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