Awesome Breakfast

Steven Merchant is brilliant as Wheatley, the loose Personality Core in Portal 2. Famousafterdeath has created this t-shirt as part of a nutritious breakfast. Do Companion Cubes stay crunchy, even in milk?

Don’t wait for a sidewalk vendor in Hong Kong to make this – you can now create puffy egg-shaped waffles with crispy-golden outsides and tender-creamy centers at home with this NordicWare pan.

Ok, it isn’t new, and at best it’s still a prototype, but still we must give a tip of the hat to Chris Dimino and the way he repurposed a Corona typewriter into a jumbo waffle maker. Because it rules.

Now that they’re done gobbling down their TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving meal, these guys are ready for some breakfast. Behold the Breakfast Fortress, loaded with bacon, beer and Jack Daniels.

Kellogg’s popped-up a new store in Times Square, loaded with every flavor of toaster pastry you can imagine, custom-built tarts and even Pop-Tart sushi. Probably not part of a nutritious breakfast.

400 lucky people will be the recipients of each of these 16 cool Star Wars mini cereal boxes, to be handed out at random times during the Collecting Panels at Celebration V, in Orlando August 12-15.

The latest in the everything tastes better with bacon craze, Boca Java’s Maple Bacon Morning coffee smells just like a complete cooked breakfast, but with none of the messy pans.