Night at the Museum 2 may not be sophisticated comedy, but there’s just something about historical figures, dinosaurs and biplanes lose in the Smithsonian that makes us grin ear to ear.

Short of an I.V. drip, the Alcohol Shot Gun is the fastest way to inject booze into the bloodstream; this super soaker-like device delivers one ounce of ethanol goodness between reloads.

Red Alert 3: Uprising producer Mical Pedriana narrates this Campaign Trailer; look forward to a gothic-themed Soviet campaign and a full-scale Japanese rebellion for the Allies.

Porsche Design’s P9620 Rattrapante watch features not one, but two second hands to measure intermediate time; also: a PVD-treated titanium case and Carrera GT-inspired push-buttons.

Designed to recall the clean and classic lines of 60s briefcases, Samsonite’s Signat Male features ABS and aluminum construction; it also includes a laptop sleeve and portfolio.

Beautifully rendered in black and white, Aakraman is about the horrors of war; it’s created by Abhishek Joshi, whose own home country of Nepal is presently wracked by civil war.

Mosley Tribes is dropping a double-whammy for its summer line; the Bromley is large and in charge with a chunky frame, while the Raynes is a subtle twist on the Aviator style.

Wii owners with a hankering for polymorphic alien infestations won’t have to wait much longer: Dead Space:Extraction is a FPS prequel of the original and will be on shelves Fall 2009.

Ideal for sporting types who disdain in-ear headsets, Adtech’s AD-MB80 Bluetooth wristphone syncs to your cellphone; it features a speaker and up to 4.5 hours of talk time.

Geek out your laptop bag or jacket with these Nerd Merit Badges; only Inbox Zero is available (Open Source is sold out), so grab one of these 1.5″, velcro-backed patches ASAP!

Ideal for chugging down some Chianti poolside, these Trek Wine Karafes hold 750ml of fermented grape nectar in a stainless steel vessel that won’t add chemicals or unwanted flavors.

Our favorite cinematic spoilsports, The Fine Brothers, return for an encore performance: Movie Spoilers: Oscar Edition is an Academy Award-worthy followup to 100 Movie Spoilers.

If you’re one of the few holdouts without a DS, the Nintendo DSi will be reaching North American shores this April 5th; it’ll come with two cameras and be available in blue or black.

Not wanting to be left behind in the camera race, Nokia’s N86 sports an 8MP camera, scratch-resistant 2.6″ OLED screen, 8GB storage and a dual sliding design with keypad.

Though nearly a monochrome shirt, Invasion from Planet Fire is deliciously plastered with marauding aliens thrashing a city and belching out purple goo; it’s limited to 40 pieces.

Windows Mobile 6.5 gets an improved touchscreen interface, user customizable widgets and My Phone web-based sync; Marketplace for Mobile will feature 20k+ apps.